I'm not gonna say anything about sexuality in my post, since

>>17508175
your girlfriend has literally turned you into a bitch lmao

>>17508184
kek. that's what I thinking.

OP, do you honestly think having your new friend fuck you in the ass is going to turn out okay? I'm not even mocking you, I'm legitimately asking you to think about this harder. You've established a new bro to bro relationship, and you've just asked him to give it you. Do you honestly think he'll just do this once, zip up his pants, and not think about it again?

Just get your girlfriend to peg you or something.

>>17508175
My sides


Are you real

>>17508184
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>>17508224
I did not notice how sexually immature most of /adv/ is until I actually got out of that category myself recently. What he does with his relationship or his ass is his business. If both him and his partner think that the experience should be fun and interesting, that is their fucking problem. He asked for practical advice on how to get his friend to fuck him, not for some random fucks to tell how depraved they think that idea is.

>>17508175
Since both of you talk about your sexual experiences so openly, I think you should just mention that you and your girlfriend were thinking about getting you fucked in the ass, and that they were looking for someone to do it. If you are too insecure about doing this yourself, get your girlfriend to meet this friend of yours (if she did not already) and then have her tell him about it. Not sure if mine is a good idea, just something I thought could work.

>>17508175
>literally turning into a running joke for your gf

do you really think she'll be into this? she'll probably tell her future boyfriends how she made a closet case find a guy to fuck him in the ass for her because for some reason that's "hot". you'll be the story of the century for her.

>>17508423
lol here comes the wannabe mature guy, go fuck yourself you pussy. You probably pull shit like this in real life with girls

>>17508423
>80% of /adv/ is shit posting

>>17508175
Assuming you don't want to completely ruin your relationship with this guy, you need to be very careful here.
When you say he's not openly bisexual, what exactly do you mean, is he bisexual or not?
I guarantee you that there is a massive difference between liking futanari and fucking people in the ass. If that's all the knowledge you have to go on, don't do anything for the time being.

>>17509000
Well, he does point out that a guy is hot every so often, and he has told me that I'm very attractive before. He also has told me that there were a few guys that he used to know that he would've happily sucked off. I actually think he's what the Tumblr fags would call pansexual. He doesn't really care about gender, just the way people are.

>>17508184
>>17508207
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>>17508510
And seriously, fuck off. Why should you care about what happens to my relationships, or whether I'm a cuck or faggot? I could not care any less about you calling me these things, so don't reply again unless you have something useful for me.

what the fuck

just get a strap-on for your gf and there, problem solved.

>>17509043
This is not what I asked for. I am asking for advice on getting him to fuck me. That's it.

lmao

>>17508175
Just do what you would do when flirting with anybody. Laugh at his jokes, touch him occasionally. Do you think you'd pass as a trap? If he's into trannies there's a good chance he'll want to fuck you if you look decent dressed as a girl.