I will literally never get a gf or have sex. I'm 23 and

most times Ive had sexual ineractions with females, I had no idea it would happen hours beforehand. Just let things happen, always improve yourself

also kombucha

>>17507894
>literally never
give me some lottery numbers then faggot, since you can predict the future.

>Never learned how to deal with women
well fuck, it's too bad there's no way to, like, learn things that you don't already know.

I know you don't want to hear this, but "I will never get gf" is only true if you believe it is. you are the one choosing to give up. yes it is a choice.

getting really sick of these pity party threads.

>>17507915
>getting really sick of these pity party threads.
That's why you hide them and pretend they don't exist. Let the self-defeating losers have their circlejerk

>>17507915
also if you post some variation of "but I caaaaan't" I will personally come to your house and slap your shit.

do it or don't, but stop whining about it.

>>17507923
normally I do. just fucking had it today.

>>17507928
Sorry I'm not a chad like you mane. Must be nice.

Literally too retarded to do it and I also hate women too much, so yeah this shit ain't ever happening at this point.

If you really want to have sex you can get yourself an escort.

>Is it a good idea to chemically castrate myself so at least I won't be tortured by wanting something I can't get?
No. You'll still feel lonely and depressed. And you'll even have some forms of sexual desires left, if not as many. And besides that you'll feel even more depressed because you'll be chemically castrated, so the option would be gone for you if you were wanted to try and live a normal life. Because you can, you're just a defeatist faggot. Human interaction is not so hard as you think, these days you can even learn it from reading. So at least try it, before whining about it.

>>17507972
I tried, mane.

>talk to women in the street

I'd rather die honestly.

All I want at this point is to be alone forever without wanting a gf. Don't know, how about fucking whores every now and then? Should do the trick, right?

>>17507938
Get a fucking escort. I mean its easy as fuck. Stop being a bitch

>>17507994
K. Guess this is my life then.

>>17507894
girls are always trying to pussify chad men, this is natural for women to do though so you cant be mad at them, now with the way you sound, there is nothing to pussify because youre already a big fat pussy. Always remember girls arent shit. They sit down to pee, they bleed every month and they get fucked by us, men. Men will always be above women. The one thing chads do that secure pussy for them is put bitches on a pedal stool, never fucking ever do this, im not saying call them cunts and shit, thats just being misogynist, but always call them on their bullshit and never let them influence you. Women love the chase and so do men, we chase after pussy and women chase after feminizing us, thats why you always have to leep them chasing and never be a little bitch, once they got your fucking nuts the chase is over.

>>17508014
>pedal stool

Literally too retarded to spell pedestal lol

Say hi to fat girls until one screws you.

Fat girls are like the junior t-ball league of sex.

Lather, rinse, repeat until nerves go away

>>17508025
;-*

>>17508026
Former fatty here, confirm 100%. I was so desperate for someone to not scream godzilla whenever I walked into the room that I probably would have fucked a dude on the spot if he merely said to me "You know, you're actually only a little disgusting."

>>17508071
>>17508026

I'd rather actually cut my dick and balls off than have sex with a fatty honestly.

>>17508026
And by say hi I mean literally that. Say hi. If they say hi back follow up with a how are you. Most fat girls are players (they have to be, lol) and will take it from there. If they don't, well, all you said was hi, what could be wrong with that?

>but anon, fat girls are gross
So? That makes them easier to dump. You're not in this for a LTR with her.

>>17507894
You're still too young to really give a shit.

Enjoy life without women---when you finally get girls you will always look back in envy at your single self.

>>17508119
Lol dude I'm 23. Literally nobody my age is a gfless virgin anymore. Some are married and are getting children.
I'm not exactly getting any younger.

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>>17508080
Then there's your answer kek. You're not that desperate so man the fuck up and accept your standards.

>>17508166
Yeah so I don't want to fuck fatties. Is that required to get to the good puss? In that case I'm out.
What do you mean by accepting standards?

>>17507894
I'm 24 and never had a gf. I'm also shy and quiet. Girls have asked me out before, but I'm too nervous to actually take their offer so I always decline.

>>17508190
...you wanna get castrated together?

>>17507894
Sorry to say.

Your testicles play a role in developing your sex drive. Once it's there it's there

A castration would have worked before puberty. Your sex drive is in your brain now. There is no removing it.

Guess you just have to stop being such a self hating faggot and forget women while you develop your life and become interesting enough to be attractive like the rest of us had to do.

>>17507910
What the fuuck? I tried kombucha, that shit was horrible, granted it was the ginger root kind.

>>17508231

>become interesting when you're a robot

Yah, how? I don't like normie shit like making music or sports, and no girl wants a robot.

So you're trying to say I should shoot it out of my brain?

>>17508251

Dude women are diverse as fuck. You watch too much TV. There's chick robots who don't like to movies or sports either.

You do shit you like in places you like to be and stop expecting to get a 10/10 like some Hollywood obsessed bitch, and then the other girls there who also like that shit and those places and also have under developed social skills will like you.


There is literally no rocket science here. But it takes a deluded fuck to think that every single woman alive wants a Chad and likes motorcycles or whatever the fuck you're onto.

Turn off your goddamn TV and log off YouPorn. Jesus.

>>17507894
i was 25 before i had either. I was a kissless virgin until then. and i had the girl come on to me. wait till 30/wizard tier then maybe consider suicide.

>>17508296
That's so much work, and for what? I ask myself every time why I even want a gf if it would only make me more miserable in the end.

>>17508312
Considering suicide already, mane.

Seems like it's less work than what others have described in this thread.

Also you're a fucking loser bro, but that's okay cus so am I.

>>17508316

If going places you like and doing things you like to do is work, you are so beyond help you shouldnt have even bothered making this thread.

I gave you gold, and all I said was do whatever you want, and you're whining.

Think about that, and reconsider ever asking anyone for help again.

>>17508321
I meant that I have 0 interests that are social/also attract women so I'd have to pretend to like shit like dance classes and I'd honestly rather die than go to those.

>>17508320
>Seems like it's less work than what others have described in this thread.
I think its a lot of work when you are looking but if you just live your life and a girl comes to you you are solid. and hey at least i got some pussy.

>>17508332

You don't have zero interests. What do you do? There's a million groups out there now.

Like vodkas? Go to be arcades


Like games? Go find a d&d group.

Like the outdoors? Go join an adventure club

Think space is cool? Go join an astronomers club.

There are conventions for cat memes ffs.

You like something and there is a group for it. That's what I mean by turn off the TV. It only shows safe shit that most people like, but everyone likes unique shit.

So you have this warped view of what people like and what attracts girls, having zero clue that you can literally take any interest st all and make it social.

Then you've over royalized women and act like every single one of them likes one kind of dude, when at these nerdy lame beta ass social groups there are socially hopeless women who would open up to you and you can form a real relationship with.

Meanwhile these 4chan fags don't help because they all go "ahh go to the gym and learn sex rhetorix it's the only way" when it's just the way of heartless womanizing dicks who are themselves hollow shells of people because they can't form real relationships.

This is everything I mean. There is no specific way to be social, there is no specific thing that all women want and you're fucked if you don't have.

I am probably the first person on here that has carefully laid out why you don't have to go through any major metamorphosis to be happy, so I suggest you listen.

Take anything at all you like, Google "thingyoulike group" join it, meet up, enjoy your life outside of what the general mass dictates

Done

>>17508372
>Vodkas
That's vidjas . Sorry. My phone has terribly insistent autocorrect.

>>17508376
Not gonna lie, though, that still sounds pretty fun.

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>>17508014
>pedal stool

>>17508372
going to the gym literally donesn't help at all if you're a sperg

I have an awesome body but I get way less poon than any of my friends who actually knows how to be interesting and talk to girls with confidence

I've had sex but never had a gf I just can't seem to get it I think I'm too much of a passive pussy and don't seem dangerous or interesting

>>17508405
I can't tell. Are you agreeing and adding a point?

Because my point was people who are like "you gotta lift bro" are wrong

>>17508026
My first fuck was with a chubby girl, didn't even really make an effort and before I knew, there we were having a bang.

>>17508080
> I'm too awesome to fuck a fat girl

Attitude is everything, anon, and your attitude is the problem.

I always wondered, what do girls actually say if you tell them you're a virgin? Do they always see it as a negative thing?

>>17507894
same here 24 year old kissless virgin I think of suicide every day. Hopeful I get the courage to jump infront of a train soon. fuck feeling like this every day life is cruel and a mistake.

>>17508962
it seemed more like he isn't attracted to fat girls

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>>17507894
>Is it a good idea to chemically castrate myself
No, the side effects are not worth it.
I don't know why so many people consider this, frankly.
Haven't you ever heard of Turing?

Better way is to learn to control negative emotions instead. Pic related.

>>17509016
Nobody is, that's why they're dating game: easymode

If you want to lose your virginity and learn how to talk to girls, start with the fatties and work your way up.

If you hold out for that 9/10 qt who is into creepy dudes, you're going to never get laid.