What do you think is the optimal text range to send a dick pic?

Fucking never you mongoloid.

>>17500918
If serious this is one of the funnier posts I've seen in awhile

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>>17500933
Even if not serious, this was a fantastic post!
The diction is flawless. Pun intended.

>>17500918
You send it right away that way they know what you're there for. If they're down, they'll reciprocate. Leading them on and then showing your dick is confusing.

>>17500952

That is the method I had previously practiced for many years. However, I grew weary of the concept of being another faceless dick in a world of named anatomy. I feel better being a dick with great small talk skills.

>>17500993

Oh Jesus. You actually don't realize this guy >>17500952 is fucking with you.

>>17500998
You are a moron if you think he is "fucking with" me! How would he know the details of dick pic seduction in such a vivid manner if he was not serious?

You're getting all wrong. You show them your unit on the first meeting in person. That way you get that awkward text thing out of the way. Wiener in the popcorn tub or the "hand trick" where you whip it out, grab her hand and put it on it are very popular. Hey, it's honest, personal, and a warm way to say, "Hello"

Just throw #DicksOutForHarambe when you send the pics and girls will laugh and love you

>>17500998
I wasn't fucking with him.

>>17500993
I'm interested at how many times they've reciprocated with your method.

1. Only Snapchat dick picks, less shit can go south.

And you probably wanna do it at the start or after you at least kissed.

I only sent couple of dick picks in my life, all were this month lmao, to a girl I used to date, she said "damn brings back memories", even though we never fucked, just some hand and blowjobs, so idk never really did it to a random girl,

Which i think is autistic desu, there are beter ways to get them to fuck u other than dick picks. They are only welcome if the woman wants it, or at least is interested

>>17501561
Reciprocation would mean they also sent a dick pic fyi

>>17501717
No it wouldn't. It just means to positively respond.

I'm not sure who's getting trolled anymore.

>>17500918
So how does this work you realize you have sent 20 text messages then here comes a dick in a pic just for the lucky lady? No, No, man you are going about this all wrong. See you should send a picture of a present, and then tell her she will have to come over to see what is inside. Watch video below for instructions.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwCbbMgp3Lw

>>17502016

I am not much of a gift giving type of guy. My interests in relation to female communication are purely sexual. I am more of a dick pic and leave 'em type of guy. The term that describes my motivations most accurately is a "playa".