Staying at a house with 3 "chads" for a wedding This

you either die a virgin
or you live long enough to see yourself become a chad

>>17500797
Elaborate.

>>17500797
What makes you say they're chads?

>>17500797
dude this is how gay pornos start

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>>17500797
Assert your nonconformance by stripping down to only your t-shirt and underwear and blast moe/denpa music as loudly as possible.

Fuck those chads, you're the fun one.

>>17500838
>Friend asks me to be her date to wedding (just friends and I want it to stay that way)
>Staying over house with her, her sister, some Stacy and 3 buff chads
>Currently awkwardly just here browsing 4chan as they talk and laugh about stuff that I couldn't give less of a damn about

>>17500843
Buff, charismatic, attractive, all that jazz.
I am a very shy weeaboo

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>>17500797
show up at the wedding like this

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>>17500852
Then you guess what you have to do Soon to be Mr. Cuck

>>17500858
Tbh I want her to get with one of them, she keeps complaining about not getting laid and being single.

>>17500856
O-okay

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rape chad

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>>17500852
>Friend asks me to be her date to wedding (just friends and I want it to stay that way)
>(just friends and I want it to stay that way)
>Friend asks me to be her date to wedding
>her date
>she asked you

Are you certain she doesn't feel that way about you? I would just go to a wedding alone without a date if there wasn't a guy I was interested in.

>>17500868
not OP but I'm pretty sure he knows that she likes him. she's probably hoping to jump his bones. it just sounds like he doesn't like her back in that way.

>>17500868
>>17500879
Yeah actually I don't really think she does.
She seems to sometimes throw me "signs" but she did say she wouldn't date me. She also has 0 self confidence so she might just be saying that because she knows I don't want her.

>>17500797
Make a game of it by out-chading them without letting them catch on

It's the only way, and you'll get a good greentext out of it

>>17500852
>(just friends and I want it to stay that way)
why though

I sure as fuck wouldn't drag myself to a wedding for a woman I don't care about, and I wouldn't invite someone I consider "just a friend" to one either.

>>17500922
No dont get me wrong, I enjoy hanging out with her and whatnot, just not in a romantic way.

>>17500852
>She weaboo
>Has friends and even a date

The fuck outta here, Chad