How do you ask a girl to have sex with you? I'm going on

ask her if red Fred can come out of the shed.

You don't fucking ask, you feel the mood with her when you're in a situation where it could happen and if it feels right then you make a move.

What's the worst that could happen, she says no and you feel a bit awkward for a bit?

Because I'm telling you if you ask her and she says no you'll feel more awkward.

>>17500358
ah ok yep maybe Id better go that route

im a bit of an autist so this stuff doesnt come naturally

>>17500363
It's alright man, we've all been in the same position before.

>>17500349
"Would you like to have sex?"
That's all you have to do.

>>17500403
Not only no, but fuck no.
You cant get more autistic than this.

>>17500412
You should also film it too, and then post it on the internets.

>>17500412
It's not autistic, is simple to the point, no confusion, no drama, no nothing, do you want to be indirect and confusing, and make the other people wonder what the fuck do you want?
Who has time for that shit?

>>17500437
t. autist

>>17500437
>getting to know someone as a person = drama and confusion, apparently
>"Who has time for that shit?"

Uh, people who actually want to have a connection with the person they are fucking? Asking someone you barely know if they want to fuck is more or less saying "Hey, I'm bored with my hand and I'd like to try a warm hole, really anybody's hole will do, and you're right here already so....." Way to make someone feel special, sperglord. Sure, you can ask but expect your success rate to be abysmal.

>>17500349
>Hey pretty Penny, wanna ride around on my hang down?