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Hi there. Underage and seriously want to drink, have for the past few days, but have no way to get alcohol. Every time I sleep I literally dream of drinking, and I can't stop thinking about it when I'm awake.
Considering going downtown to buy tons of vanilla extract to try to get a buzz. What should I do? I used to only drink like once every two weeks and I was plenty functional, but I've been forced dry unwillingly and it's eating me alive. I just need a bender to get back on track.
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>>17495770
Drink some apple juice op it's just as good
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>>17495805
Thanks.
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>>17495770
How old are you? have a older friend buy it or find an of age drug addict or alchy and buy them one also or give them money fuck use your noggin
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Grow a beard
Weed is better for escaping your issues though
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>>17495770
What country do you live in?
Go to the drugstore and buy some Ethanol 50-75%, tell them you need it for a "chlorophyll extraction project" for school. You might want to read up on simple "pigment extraction from plant material" first, if they have questions. Then you mix it 1 Part Ethanol with 4 Parts juice and get hammered.
Make shure to buy clean Ethanol, no mixed Alcohols. If you drink Methanol you will get serious organ damage at best! Good Luck!
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Mouth wash will work a lot better than the vanilla.
But if money isn't the issue, and it's just the ID that's bothersome, find your nearest street bum, and if you feel you can trust in him, mention you'd like a bottle of something, give him the cash, and make sure he's aware he can get himself something with the change, or keep it, or whatever.
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>>17496392
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