What can I do to stop hating my life for a few moments now that

>>17485589
Become an asshole
Get a gym membership
Got to the gym 5 times a day
Enjoy your new body
10/10 worked for me

>>17485603
I mean an instant stress release thing like chocolate is
If I have to wait I get a good body I'll probably have broken every bone on my fists punching everything

>>17485619
Ever try you know.... squeezing one out of the ol' trouser snake

>>17485624
I can't get in the mood :/

>>17485619
Jerk off or chew gum.

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>>17485635
You can still eat chocolate just eat it in small amounts. Buy a punching bag or a bo bo doll and punch the fuck out of it

>>17485589
Chew some chocolate and spit it out

>>17485589
Beat up someone smaller

Make sure no witness

Why not do a massive work out and reward yourself with a chocolate protein bar.
Also stop thinking you're deprived of chocolate you're just depriving yourself from a better body how about that..

>>17486663
>Also stop thinking you're deprived of chocolate you're just depriving yourself from a better body how about that

That does nothing
If anything it makes me angrier

if you really want chocolate you could
melt some coconut oil
fix some sweetener into that shit
cocoa powder
whipping cream
whip that shit up
stick it in the fridge and wait until it hardens

alternatively you could have a bit of turkish or greek yogurt with sweetener and cocoa powder, maybe a bit of vanilla extract

you can do this babe
you gotta get creative