Going to ask my crush out in just over an hour. What do I need to remember to do/say to not be a sperglord? What should I do to prepare? How do I stop my stomach from using my intestines as a jumprope?
Tell yourself you'll find someone better cause you will. Plenty of fish in the sea isn't a metaphor for people who are scared to take their first step into going after the girl. It's for people who know that they need to move and and aren't gullible into thinking there is only one in the world for them.
Tell yourself you are better than the people sitting at home every day playing video games and going to their job for 8 hours a day at $13 an hour except weekends.
Man up bud. You will never get anywhere if you don't do it.
Also, think about fucking her. That helps a lot.
>>17484767
ask her out in person.
don't be a newfriend.
She was really stressed out about some stuff so I didn't ask. I messaged a her bestfriend that I'm also friends with to tell me what my chances are. 3 hours later still waiting for a text back
>>17485474
why would you ever do this? So beta dude.
>>17485474
Dude, keep it between you and your lady.
Don't stress, just do it.
Ask her out in person and do what comes naturally. If she says yes, you're golden.
If she says no, fuck her, it would never have worked in the first place.
Don't overthink it. Keep it simple and it'll stay simple.