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I have a question for the intelligent minds of /adv/
How do you go about figuring out if a woman is fat, without a picture, and without hearing her voice, and without her knowing that you led her into a trap?
So far all I can think of is ask her what bands she likes, pick one at random, say I know someone from that band and I can get her a signed shirt/hoodie//whatever, what size should I put down?
Also, "How high can you jump? I'm practicing high jumps and need someone to compare my PRs to"
So far all I know about her is:
>>red flags
>uses tumblr
>watches steven universe
>watches adventure time
>somewhat likes anime
>plays LoL
>>yellow flag
>wears glasses, sign of weak body and genetics
>>green flags
>she is able to make friends with coworkers
>we laughed at fat people together
>likes kpop, isn't put off by 10/10 koreans dancing
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>>17479518
How's about, I dunno, growing the fuck up?
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I can't tell if this is troll or if you've been guzzling the 4chan Koolaid.
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>>17479523
it's not that I care a whole lot atm if she's fat, but down the line I don't want to get on a webcam and she turns out to be 300lb
>>17479528
just /fit/shakes
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>>17479547
>it's not that I care a whole lot atm if she's fat, but down the line I don't want to get on a webcam and she turns out to be 300lb
Then why not get on the cam now, while your emotional investment is still low?
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I too, can't tell whether this is trolling or someone is genuinely this autistic.
In case it's the latter, ask her weight. Job done.
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