I really need some help /adv/ My toilet is clogged. I tried

>>17475791
Wait until you can get a plunger

>>17475791
>have no plunger, it's too late at night to buy a plunger
it's never too late to get things you need anon

for instance, a little over an hour ago I went to the store to get condoms well aware of the fact that I'm not getting any but preparation is important. Don't be a slob

>>17475838
My toilet is stinking up my studio - it's only a 400 sq ft place so one poo-stuffed toilet can do a lot of nasal contamination in this small space.

My god I even fear opening the lid. I ate some red-pepper covered ham/mushroom/tomato pizza and some hot wings too. God damn I regret the hot wings now. I smell them tenfold.

It's easy to get condoms at night since gas stations are always open. Plungers though... plungers are hard to come by.

What's worse is that there's poo in the toilet now so I'd have to squeeze the plunger against my poo back and forth until something gives.

>>17475950

You shit your own grave, now stink in it.

>>17475791
You are the weakest generation ever. The will literally burn when the last of the boomers die out.

Right, you useless jizz stain. Get a mop and use it as a plunger. If it's just shit and paper the mop will create enough suction.

Throw the mop away when you're finished.

God, I can't believe I feel the need to tell you to throw a shit and piss soaked mop away. You people are useless.

>>17476251
This guy is right.

OP you were supposed to buy a plunger before you needed one you fucking dipshit. Also there is no "hot water and soap" method for unclogging toilets. You are utterly pathetic

If you live in America, there's a Walmart within 5 minutes of your apartment. They're open 24 hours. Go buy a plunger retard

>>17477131
While you there try to find a plumbing snake in the hardware aisle...