What is the cringiest thing you've ever done, /adv/?

>Girl invited me to her room to help her study
>Being the autist that I am, I actually help her study her calculus
>Suddenly she takes off her sweater revealing a tight white top
>I try not to stare at her tits
>We study some more and she says she wants a break. She takes my cellphone and looks through it
>I try getting it back and then she puts it between her tits
>I know I had a clear light but in my mind I was thinking this was properly her messing with me
>I demand her to give it to me, she playfully says no and then scream her to give it me
>She gives it to me and then I walk out
>I then knock on her door forgetting my calculator, pen and book

I cringe remembering it because that girl avoided me like a plague from that point on.

i once ran into my cousin i haven´t seen in a while. he said hello and i tought he´s just a random idiot hitting on me so i responded with "should i know you?". family still makes fun of me for that

>be me
>be in college
>ask a guy out and get rejected
>never look at him again but he talks really loud about himself so i delude myself into thinking he's interested
>end of the semester comes and he doesn't do anything
>make a cringey forum post the end of the semester apologizing for creating a hostile environment
>left it up for two weeks in hope to get a response
i still wince in shame. no one can top that

>>17467678
>grade 10
>'dated' girl on xbox live, ldr
>girl didnt talk
>girl didnt flirt
>wrote long ass poem professing love to her on my bio
>she removed me as a friend and blocked
>all my friends saw
>spazz out at her for blocking me

My friends still make fun of me for it

>>17467706
i cringed

>>17467706

at least you still have friends, i can't find anyone to relate to stuck in shitty fucking community college

i drew a picture of my mom fucking my dad and...she found it

there was no doubting who they were, because I labeled the woman "mom" and the man "dad"

>>17467713
thats just a start

>casually seeing girl in gr 12
>go out drinking with my buddy and her
>she calls him muffin
>i get jealous
>later that night she tells me to go to a bar and buy her drinks while she waits outside
>go and buy
>retrospect: she wanted to be alone with my friend
>come back, they walk to me
>too drunk
>accidentally let it slip that shes a slut
>punches me in the balls and storms off
>start chasing after her and crying my heart out and apologizing
>snot filled nose and wailing in a trail near her house
>my friend is watching me the whole time

Shit, I honestly wish that never happened, but by far one of the cringiest experiences looking back

>>17467735
haha what the fuck dude

>>17467741
this is gold. go on

>>17467735
TOP FUCKING KEK

I swear, I had a good hearty laugh for ten minutes from this

But, my apologies - mustve been an awkward life in your parents house from then on

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I wrote "warmest regards" in the junior high yearbook of my crush.

>>17467742
i cringed. good job

My aunt hugged me and her boobs were in my face......boner.

She looks at me like I am a freak whenever she visits. ..

>>17467747
>playing tennis with a gril crush in college
>shes going easy on me
>i hit it outside the tennis fence
>tell her jokingly: "ill chase you for it"
>shes obviously thinking it was flirty
>she flirtily pushes me around trying to get it
>fucking book it for the ball and try and win
>get the ball first
>literally say: " i fucking won!"
>she leaves after a couple minutes

Yeah, I think im asperger

>>17467678
Took back a girl after she cheated on me
I took her back about 3 times, I dumped her in the end because she admitted to fucking 8 guys during the 5 years that we were together.
Each time she cheated and we broke up, I'd cry, I'd talk to my friends and tell them I'd never take her back.

>be me
>got a new hobby: violin
>taking lessons
>take the instrument to music class
>play it
>realize many years later that I played like shit

No wonder people were laughing...

>>17467779
you're an idiot anon
why would you date a whore like that?

remember: ONCE A CHEATER ALWAYS A CHEATER

>>17467798
>why would you date a whore like that?
First girlfriend.
She offered me blowjobs on demand if I took her back.
She also put me down a fair bit and told me I wouldn't do any better.
Failing that she would tell me how she changed and realised I was the best thing that happened to her.

>>17467745
>>17467750
i think it was more awkward for the poor bastard that had to be my psychologist in the months afterwards... he was beside himself

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>>17467735
Ken, reminds me of pic related.

>>17467833
Kek, not Ken, fuck.

>>17467722
I know that feel bro. Todays my first day. Also i fucked up so badly in high school I had to go here basically instead of high school for another year. Ugh fml rn T.T at least i only jave this semester to finish hang in there bro

>>17467678
I got mugged by homeless people after sharing stimulants with them because I suggested "Bum Fights but Porn instead!".

>>17467687
kek

>>17467678
Fap with a guy on omegle that had a bizzare stretching fetish like fantastic four tier while pretended to be a girl

I told him i wasnt near the end and he didnt care

>>17467764
What was your age? She probably lowkey ejoyed it

Blow thousands of dollars I should have been saving at a casino over the course of 6 months or so.

Ive done a good job staying away lately though but it hurts to think how fucking pathetic I was to have allowed it to get this bad.

>>17467776
Moar kek

I regularly post kik-slut threads with a fake kik sn just so I can catfish people into talking to me

I dated a girl that was 5 years younger than me (she was 13, I was 18). Dated her for a couple years LDR
Her mom didn't like it, so we dated in secret. One day she decided not to date me anymore without telling me and went out with another guy.

I went ballistic. Begging her to take me back, threatening to kill myself. Sent her pictures of my anxiety medication, saying I'll take it all if she doesn't talk to me.

Turns out I had extreme attachment issues and was terrified of being alone, and I didn't even love her. I just didn't want to be alone. I'm glad I'm a half a country away from her. 5 years later and I'm still embarrassed as fuck.

I've been very awkward around girls and wasting making out/ hooking up opportunities while back in highschool due to being not sure of myself, low self confidence and above everything being shy

Thinking back it's really cringy, I'm fixing that shit tho

>>17467678
Walked around school pretending to be a werewolf.

>>17467964
I do the same, but I post the nudes I get online with their faces.
I paste all the pictures into one and I post it on /b/ or other chans. I'd post in on their facebook but I'm not taking that risk. I trust that the internet will deliver the pics to the hoes.

Okay, going all in here. Hope you feel better OP.

>age eight or something
>have been in love with a classmate for about three years
>write him a love letter asking him to go steady and hide it in a text book of his
>he reads it in class, tears it up and yells no
>start crying in class and run out
>they already bullied me before this incident

>fail my year and have to redo the second year of high school (national, so I was fourteen)
>come late to (math) class when we have some exam
>this is in October and I'm awkward, so not at all used to my new classmates yet
>everyone stares at me
>grin awkwardly, walk to my seat
>the teacher, some woman in her 60s, stops me
>"I think you forgot something last class"
>I tell her no, I don't know what she means
>she goes on and on, that this is really important, "for -some- girls" the most important
>shrug
>she says she found a condom near my seat
>never even kissed anyone
>the silence

>just turned sixteen
>have crush on a male friend
>it's his birthday party at his house, we're watching something
>somewhat tired and feeling sentimental and kind of in love
>try to "subtly hint" that he should let me rest my head on his shoulder by putting my head on my own shoulder
>must have looked fucking weird, humans should be designed for this to be comfortable
>we weren't alone, there's like three other guys silently trying to ignore it

>half a year later, same guy
>we're going up for a play, I was only the narrator but hated stage stuff and was really nervous
>feeling like I had to puke
>guy friend was wearing a skirt of mine (it was a shadow play and a Greek myth, so it looked fairly normal) that has countless little creases
>try to steady myself by looking at the patterns and rehearsing my text
>he tells me to stop looking at his dick (basically, he didn't use the word but it was obvious)
>realize he has a bulge and it does look like I'm staring
>basically paralyzed, just turn completely red and look away

Just to give you an idea.

>be 18, hook up with an older guy on /soc/
>become completely enamored with him
>never say anything and keep it causual
>date for a few months on and off
>haven't seen in three years
>haven't really spoken to in three years

I was still really infatuated with them and I have been trying to recreate the relationship I had with them for three years and I suddenly realized it.

I decided to call him up, and tell him the other day. Now, I can't stop playing it back over in my head and wincing at the thought of it. It was about the cringiest thing I've ever done in recent history.

I still want to kiss him so bad fuck but he has a girlfriend and I didn't know

oh well

>In college
>Go to Chick-fil-a for lunch one day
>Really cute redhead girl working there, she cleans an empty table next to me and smiles at me while I eat
>shesintome.jpg
>Over the next few weeks, search for her on Facebook, aske her coworkers about her, try to get all possible info
>Eat at Chick-fil-a like twice a week hoping she'd be there
>Finally she's there, it's a super busy lunch rush
>Jostle through the line, trying to get to her register
>Old lady opens a new register next to her and says "Next guest please" looking at me
>I grumble, and start to order with the old lady
>Girl is at the register right next to me, I figure this is as close as I'll get, so I start casual conversation
>Casual conversation, while someone else is about to step up and order from her, during a lunch rush
>"Hey, how's it going? My name's anon. I saw you here a couple of weeks ago and thought you seemed cool. Do you have a Facebook or anything?"
>She looks super embarrassed, another coworker near her laughs and runs into the back
>She stammers out that she doesn't have a Facebook
>"Well, is there some other way I can get in touch with you?"
>Guy trying to order from her looks annoyed, my cashier looks annoyed
>Girl says she has to take this other guy's order
>I stand there and wait, sweat now breaking out on my forehead
>She finished with that guy's order, and as I start to step back up to talk to her, she says "Next guest please"
>I fumble around for a bit until my food is ready, then eventually just leave and eat in my car

;_;

>>17467972
Is your name Jaden because I met a guy who did this to a girl and he just cried and cut himself (or just threw ketchup everywhere) about 5 times. The girl was 13 or 14.

>>17468167
>Is your name Jaden
Nope

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Existed

>>17467678
Not in the mood of making a greentext story but basically in high school we did a school trip on England and there was another class with us. I liked a girl from that class but barely talked to her because of shyness and when we returned to our homeland, in the airport (not in front of everybody, thank goodness) i confessed my "love" to her. Didn't even wait for a reaction because just a second later i realized my autism and ran away. Since then i never approached a girl anymore. I fucking hate myself.

>>17467776
Fug, I do this all the time

>>17467779
wassup Stephen? You talking about Ainé?

>>17468169
That sounds exactly like something Jaden would say.

>>17467678
a couple....
i walked in high school with a bloody pants
peed my pants in 7th grade..
slurred my whole words of sentence cause of cluttering when my teacher called on me
tried flirting with a teacher
smiling for no reason when professors look at me and then start laughing
ah lol

>>17467687
HAHAHAHAH DUDE THAT IS SO CRINGEY. you know whats funny is now girls expect the tutoring now.

>>17467706
>67706 ▶>>17467713 >>17467722
>>>17467678 (OP)
LMFAO

>>17467722
what about hs friends? what about friends in srs classes?

>>17467741
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17467776
HAHAAHHAHAHAHH shes probably like wow what a douche

>>17467823
wow she sounds abusive af,,,i feel sorry for you for staying.

>>17467833
im dead

>>17467959
hey man we all blow our savings its alright

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>>17467678
>be me
>have three women
>redhead, blonde, brunette
>fucking blow it with all of them
>even tried to make a band with my first ex
>awkward as fuck but hey the music was good
>that band fails when she can't handle my cringe anymore
>say fuck it eventually and try to do my own thing
>launch solo project and a couple side bands with some friends
>goes okay for a while, even manage a successful record shop on the side
>can't contain my spaghetti though
>side bands burn out because I just don't have the drive for them anymore
>eventually people laugh at my autistically specific guacamole requests from venues
>everyone says I'm scared of technology because I have no social media
>also might be because I told those chads not to use phones at my shows
>record store is getting to be a ton of work
>call it quits because people are stressing me out left and right
>I'm not even sure why I let myself play this many gigs, the public eye sucks
>play a fucking acoustic show with an old POS mic and nothing else as my last gig
>probably the least stressful project I've done the last decade
>actually get to go to the neighborhood pot luck for once
>nobody there recognized me, felt good man
>mfw I finally get to have a break
Getting kinda bored now though, ended up making a space probe to play a record in low orbit for shits and giggles. What do now /adv/? My old fans still want me to do shows but it's just so much work. Is releasing a bunch of acoustic tracks for them enough to make them let me have a longer break? I'm still cringing at myself over my first couple music projects, not sure if I can handle more just yet.

>>17468275

This is a thread about giving cringy stories not asking for advice fag.

I lost my virginity to some old Asian lady in a massage parlor

>>17468301

How old was she and was she ugly?

How was the sex btw?

>>17468313
Like 50-60. She wasn't a looker but had nice tits.
And I only lasted like a minute kek

>>17467833
holy shit, that's too good

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>>17468282
Stfu Stollsteimer

>>17468320

I guess the next obvious question is why? I mean you lost it but don't you feel dirty being used by an an old asian women? This might sound wierd but you come off as slutty....something about a young gun giving his dick to an old women irks me for some reason. Totally not gay btw.

Maybe a hooker would have been a better choice.

>>17468365
I was tired of being a virgin. And boredom. I've gotten handjobs from those places before so I decided might as well go all out. I didn't really feel dirty or guilty afterward either. I kind of laughed it off because of how peculiar the whole situation was. I ended up flicking a 20 year old qt like two months later so it wasn't all bad I guess

>>17468388
>flicking
Damn autocorrect. I meant fucking of course.

>>17468388

Ya but the face that you will remember fondly that was your first time losing your virginity is some old 60 year old asian women who was ugly....

>>17468400
In my mind, the session with the Asian lady was nothing more than assisted masturbation. I had a condom and came within a minute. I don't really consider it my "first time". When I look back when I'm older, I will always remember the sex I had with the 20 year old to be my first time. At least now I have a funny story to tell

>>17468427
Anon, that's called denial.

>>17468159
My anxiety increased reading this, too real for me ;_;

>>17468431
Not really. I acknowledge that the first time I stuck my dick into a vagina it was with old lady Ling Ling. It's just that when I fucked the 20 year old it had all the hallmarks of a first time: in my room, door locked, my dad in the living room so we had to be quiet etc. Perception is reality

>>17468443

You fucked a girl for the first time with your dad downstairs........

Ugh. Sounds like a horrible experience.

>>17468443
Anon, that's still called denial.

>>17468445
>downstairs
I wish. The living room was right outside my door to the left lel

>>17468448
I'm not denying anything

>>17468458
Anon, that's not what denial means.

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>>17468463

>>17468467
Anon, anger will not solve this issue.

>>17468452

How do you do it when someone is in another room beside you? Weren't you scared he would barge in? I can't even fap to people shuffling about or the tv on....ruins the mood lol.

>>17468541
Anger? More like confusion/dumbfoundness
>>17468552
It's called knocking, m8. My dad wouldn't come to my room unless it was urgent. Plus he's no cockblock. Once he saw us go into my room I'm sure he had a good idea of what was going on

Well I used to be an avid RPer on an app called MLPxPress when the brony fandom was at its peak. Even worse I was probably the most hated person on the app and would force myself into conversations.

>>17468579
Anon, the confusion will fade when you accept it.

>>17467694

You kinda deserved that though...
The ego, really...

>>17468586
I'm confused at your statement that denial doesn't mean denying something

>>17468600
Anon, you are denying to yourself how you lost your virginity.

>>17468610
Nope. Like I said, I acknowledge the way it happened. But my second time will always be my true first time to me and everyone else (I will obviously never tell anyone IRL).

>>17468624
Anon, that is called denial.

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>>17468631
THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR SHUT, BUB. YOU'RE GOING FUCKING DOWN, I'M TRACING YOUR IP ADDRESS AS WE SPEAK, AND WHEN I FIND YOU, OH MAN, YOUR IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT, BITCH

Seriously though, all that matters is the way I look at it. The sex I had in my room will always be my first, deal with it, m9.

>>17468645
Anon, that's still called denial.

>>17468652
Oh well. I guess it is denial. I'm fine with that

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>>17467687

>>17468663
Anon, you must accept it was a mistake to move foward.

>>17468684
>mistake
There are no mistakes in life. Only learning opportunities

>>17468699
Anon, that's denial.

>>17468707
Fuck off

>>17468708
Anon, anger will not help you.

Approaching a group of girls at night while I was getting over my social anxiety. They laughed at me but it made me stronger and more confident.

>>17467678

>be me
>in college
>lowkey crush on this one girl I've never actually met
>very intimidating and sexy, out of my league
>dating my acquaintance, they're together all the time
>they break up, we graduate
>somehow get in email exchange with this girl, turns out she knew who I was and that I was crushing
>years later
>have just been laid off, totally down on my luck
>get an fb message from her out of the blue
>"anon, I just broke up with my boyfriend, I was wondering if you would come to my city and have a fling with me for a week."
>write back
>"that sounds amazing but I am totally broke, have no way to get there."
>she replies
>"I will pay for your ticket and for everything while you're here. be my boyfriend for a week."
>overwhelmed, hesitate
>"are you sure this is cool?"
>"..."
>"anon, next time a woman appears to be offering to provide financial support for you to visit her and have one or several 'encounters,' it might be better to say something like 'I will do anything you want' or 'I will be at your service.'"(this is a direct quote)
>she cancels the whole thing, never messages again

I had it, /adv/. I had it in my hand. And I simply threw it away.

>>17468624
>my second time will always be my true first time

>my right arm will always be my left arm

This is some high quality bait

>>17468707
Kek

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>been in weird relationship with a girl
>used to hook up then i expressed how i felt about her
>somehow convinces me just to be friends again
>4 months later at a club and another girl i knew came up to me and told me to dance with her, proceed to do so and make out and whatnot, think nothing really of it
>next day grl number 1 wants to go to a concert with me
>go with her, dance with her, do drugs with her, and stay up until 9 in the morning with her... no hooking up
> THE NEXT DAY girl 2 hits me up and wants to come over to "have some fun"
> tell her to come thru, we go to my bedroom and start messing around
>can't get hard for teh life of me
>she's begging me to fuck
>time to be savage
>tell her to give me head
>for some reason decide to not fuck her and just blow my nut in her mouth
>bitch steals my roommates weed the next morning when she was leaving
>find out and go on a great hunt to bring this bitch down
>AFTER THAT GRIL 1 HITS ME UP SAYING SHES DRUNK AND WANTS TO HANG, SAYS SHE WILL PICK ME UP...........
> and now I've been siting for an hour waiting for her
>now writing this
> also this is my first time posting on 4chan

>>17469438
Are you sure she hasn't crashed while drunk driving

>>17469379
She sounds vapid and would probably consume a bit of your soul had you done it.

Your conscience was right, and it was probably not worth it for a wet hole.

Literally wore the same outfit for all of middle school (green cargo pants and a Cheetos t-shirt
Showered only once a week until my senior year of HS
Never brushed my teeth until I finished college
Was fat af too

Something NOT dating related..

>Have summer job selling boat trips (coastal city in the Mediterranean)
>Walk around beaches/town and talk to people and try to sell them a pretty expensive trip
>Be so scared the first time I literally sat on a wall for SIX HOURS watching people pass by
>Gets somewhat easier over the days...not much

Onto the story

>See some guy with wife/kid chilling in shade
>Kid looks like he's sleeping
>Go to them, squat to their level and start talking
>Realize kid is awake and is feeling sick since it's mother is stroking his hair and he looks like he's been vomiting for a few hours
>Have family working at local hospital so I ask if the kid needs help
>"Are you a doctor??"
>No, but -
>"Then fuck off" the father says to me looking like he was gonna kick my ass any second

Felt really bad after this, I don't know if it's cringe or not but I still feel shit thinking about it

>>17469481
That doesn't sound cringe, it sounds like the father was a lunatic.

>>17469467

If it was my conscience I wouldn't cringe about it. It was pure lack of confidence. I blinked. I flinched. I blew it.

She's actually really smart...part of what made her so intimidating.

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>>17467678
>be in highschool, freshman year as i recall
>naturally trying to get a gf etc
>its some school dance/disco thing
>a lot of people sitting around outside dance floor and just watching
>make a bold move in front of friends and go to some girls on the other side of the room
>lean near them, clicking my finger to the beat with the other hand in my pocket
>doing a shitty side smile
>had recently seen the movie Scarface and figure i'll use dialogue from the club scene in the movie
>put on the cringiest fucking cubano accent you've ever heard
>"aye do choo want du dance?"
>"what?"
>"choo want to dance eh?"
>"ugh no thanks"
>literally girlslaughing.jpg
>still smoothly walk back over to friends
>all are impressed by the move and dont ask how i did at all
>didnt date at all that year

Highschool and beyond was pretty cringey for me in the dating world.

>>17469579
ahahha fack
at least you got out smooth, as long as you dont SHOW the cringe people dont look down

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>>17469579
>lines straight from a movie to pick up women
>putting the fucking accent on the lines
wew lad

>told a girl I'm friends with that I think I'm kinda falling in love with her
I hate remembering it

>>17467972
Hahaha you fucking retard.

Personally in gym my teacher threw a basketball at my face (it was a game where we all stayed still or something) and I didn't lift my hands to catch it. Then I started to cry hard on the spot.
Teacher ended the game and told me that I need to try catch the ball and to go get changed.

>>17467751
*cringe*

>>17467678
> 31 y/o here
> a wizard no less
> had multiple opportunities to get laid
> first with my 15 y/o gf (was20 at the time)
> then another girl i was into maybe year later but never did anything cause she was going out with guy i knew and liked.
> then another few years later, she invited me to her house ( her family was out for 3days)
> at some point in the evening she started taking out my pants
> she gets to the underwear and i freak out and stop her (too afraid)
> spend night in one bed, she tries again, i stop her again.
> next 2 days similiar story
> around 26 now, meet another girl
> shes too fucking perfect
> repaired her pc, she invites for a diner, and a movie at her house. Dint take the hint this time either.
> stay friend with her, spend alot of time with her together.
> shes the one, smart, funny, takes my vulgar side pretty well. I can be myself 110% around her. No need to pretend anything
> she gets a bf
After a long time ( during which i had few ocasions to have sex with her) tell her how i feel
> she cant believe it, she doesnt understand why i didnt act on it sooner ( been 2 years since i got to know her)
> being a retard i am i tell her id feel bad if i got her to break with her bf cause he a cool guy.
> tell her it would be best for her if she forgot about me
> after few months she stops all contact
> been a long time since then, not a single day has passed without me thinking about her
I wish this was some old pasta, i fucking wish

Cant i just die?

>>17469866
You need to stop idolizing these women anon they are not perfect angels they are dirty lying whores who want to be borderline raped by a dominant man. It doesnt seem like you have problems attracting women so stop being such a little bitch and get yourself a girl m8

I once complained about having nothing to do over the school holiday break to my high school lab group in the vain hope they would take pity on me and let me hang out with them because I had no friends or hobbies at the time.

>23
>Meet a girl. Hearing her story--her struggles,her perseverance--inspires me, makes me see life in a new light.
>Over the course of a year, realize I'm falling in love
>One day at her place for a party, decide to duck out because it's just me, her, and another guy left
>She runs to catch up to me to see why I bailed randomly
>I admit I'm falling for her
>She kisses me
>Leaves us both stunned, and her giddy in a way I've never seen before. I beg off to go back home.She tells me to call.
>I go full psycho
>Walls of text, voice mails that ramble, total self destruction telling her how I felt about her and if she'd like to give it a shot
>Next day I'm outside her house (she lived like 40 minutes way) because she hasn't responded and I'm halfway freaking out about my shit, and halfway freaking out because the night before she was pretty drunk, and she's not picking up her phone, so I'm sitting in my car for like 4 hours wondering what's up, and how I can not be a creep sitting in a car waiting for someone... but fully knowing i'm being a creep...
>she eventually tells me that I "deserve someone better"

In retrospect, if I had not been a spaz that night and just casually followed her back in, instead of going home, and slept with her--like she probably wanted--we'd likely have ended up in a relationship. But I was a dumb kiss less virgin who spilled spaghetti everywhere.

I still kind of can't help but cringe looking at how I acted, but I grew up a lot because of it, and I don't regret it for a minute because it was the first time I ever 100% put myself out there to someone, and it was like a weight was lifted off my shoulders.I learned to calm the fuck down, and have confidence in a way I never had before (be it with women, life, myself, whatever)

Half a decade later i'm in a way better place and in a long term relationship with someone who I'm truly happy being with.

Your most painful experiences are also always your biggest opportunities to learn and change.

>>17469476
You're a walking caricature

I had to wear a scoliosis brace in high school. It stuck out on one of my shoulder blades and looked really weird. So I wore my backpack all day. In class, when I did presentations, all fucking day. People would always ask why I didn't take it off and I just tried to awkwardly play it off. Now I know it wasn't a big deal and nobody gave a fuck but I still visibly wince when I think about. Fortunately things are much better now.

>>17469873
That isnt so cringey. I though about doing that myself often. Especially when you all get along.

>>17470491
It's the concept of me trying to manipulate people into hanging out with me that makes it cringe. Socially, I was mostly an annoying tag along that people politely tolerated in high school.

>>17467694
eh thats not so bad l0l, more funny than cringy

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>fem
>every summer I acted like a shut in robot I was on the computer till 4am, and woke up at 1pm. I was like 18
>my dad started to worry
>One day he is approaching me: hey anon guess what I signed you in an art summer camp, I know you love drawing
>ugh
>okay lets go with the flow it might be awesome
>first day of the camp everyone corners me and asks how did I get in there? This is a camp for xy school only.
>mfw I never heard of the school. Everyone is friends with each other. I dont know how my dad signed me in here or what kind of emails or phone calls he made so I could get in. quite embarassing
>well I stuck there it was in a different town
>managed to make friends with 3 underage girls, they were like 13
>they were the only ones accepting me
>one day one of them bought cigar and I took it cause she's underage
>full autism got to the surface
>they stopped talking to me and ignored me completely
>next day I faked sickness and called my dad and begged him to pick me up

>>17467985
Did you ever find someone? If you're a girl, it can't be that hard.

>>17469873
>>17469873
>>17469873
Did it work tho

>9th grade me being naive as fuck
>girl w a boyfriend tells me she loves me
>I draw her a fucking amazing detailed flower and give it to her I front of everyone
>everyone amazed how good drawing was
>people call me lame for not giving her a better gift when she was expecting
>didn't know she had a bf no one told me and she lied
>bf comes to pick her up next day
>everyone laughs at me, maximum cringe
>everyone's like LUL got memed
>quit talking to her
> few days later she breaks up with her bf and hits me up
>ignore her
Years later I still remember this and cringe so fucking hard

>>17469569
>Are you sure this huge decision which involves me leaving and going to bumfuck nowhere to live with a chick I only casually know just to fuck is a solid idea?

>NEXT TIME JUST WORSHIP ME

Yeah nah you were okay on that one.

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>be me, 7th grade
>in the middle of a grammar class when I feel a huge fart incoming
>I flex my anus and do my best to keep the gas in but as I said, it's huge
>my buttcheeck are combating the fart but are losing, I feel the overpressure in my rectum, gas leak inevitable
>mwf brilliant idea comes to my mind
>the plan: I'll sweep everything off the schooldesk and the sound of the books and pencilcase dropping will counter the sound of my massive fart
>great plan, I do the first step
>my stuff drops to the floor
>oshit.jpg I didnt release it on time
>everyone in the room, including the teacher looks at me
>I release the most enormous fart in written history

I should've killed myself right there and then.

>be me
>About to get first kiss
>It be my best female friend
> Our lips lock
>I pull away "this isnt right"
>Wipe my face
>say sorry I cant do this

this is probably the most embarrassing thing ive done wit ha woman

>>17467779
hey senpai, you're not alone ;(

>>17471436
kek

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>>17469476
>a Cheetos t-shirt

I had a girl, who I had a crush on and could tell she liked me, rest her head on me as she sat next to me.
I practically freaked out and didn't seize the most perfect moment. My anxiety got the best of me, and now I'm still trying to get over that regret.

>>17471380
No, it only works with awkward nerd types who hate excluding people. They continued openly talked about hanging together outside of school. However they suggested taking up taekwondo, new TV series and video games to busy myself with. They did once let me tag along with them to the movies though. I was all kinds of cringe in high school because I had no identity or self confidence.

>Be really drunk one night
>fade in from blacking out at realize I have shades on
>better pretend to be blind then!
>Proceed to hit on chick's on the train, failing utterly at pretending to be blind, groping at faces.
>get kicked off of train
>stumble into chick-fil-a and drunkenly fill out an application
Don't feel bad OP.

>>17471436
ahahahhahaha fack

>>17471436
G fucking G holy shit that's terrible lel

>>17471367
Surprised to see that this thread is still alive.

I've never been in a relationship but that is my fault. I have issues with trusting and opening up to people. It wouldn't have been hard if I had no anxiety about it.

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>>17472956
That anxiety is probably caused by your rumination over those "cringey" stories. Don't shut yourself off from others out of fear of rejection, or you'll wind up a 22 years old, friendless and miserable, like me.

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Not most cringey but recent

>Playing Pokemon go at night around town while some other nerds are roaming around
>Sit on a bench to set up lures while I do some much needed transferring
>Random guy who isn't playing sits next to me
>Tells me I look beautiful, asks for my name, shakes my hand, trying to start conversation and is generally a very polite, well kept dude
>People yell that there is a Magmar down the street
>I don't have one so I get up
>Dude goes, "you can't even stay and talk for a couple minutes?"
>Frantically stutter "but magmar", dude looks really put out
>Run down the street at full speed making autistic frustration noises
>Dude wanders from bench to bench looking confused and eventually leaves

I mourn my lack of male contact and yet I manage to have autistic priorities every time

I'm sorry, ambiguously brown dude. At least my gay Taiwanese flip book characters will still be there for me

>>17468182
Surprised at how everyone ignored this. Assburger at its finest.

>>17473069
Nah, it probably didn't help, but my dad was a pretty scary father to have as a little kid and deep down I am just afraid of men.

I do have friends, though, I honestly can't complain about my life.

>>17467836
It's funnier with Ken there desu fampai

>>17471436
Lel

>>17473072
>>Frantically stutter "but magmar", dude looks really put out

Rofl. I could totally see my girlfriend doing exactly that (if she actually played Pokemon Go... which... somehow she doesn't even though she loves Pokemon... *shrug*)

To be honest on the cringe vs cute scale, that definitely goes towards cute--though admittedly mostly because it's Pokemon Go...

it's like Pokemon, and Harry Potter that for whatever reason get an instant free geek pass.

I used to write love letters to the guys I liked because I was a huge weeb. Was rejected each time and people often laughed at me. I wish I didn't spend so much time during my school days obsessed with getting a boyfriend.

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> be me, at work
>18 year old, minimum wage
> no one is at my window but 10 feet away a woman is on the phone crying
> I go online and read something hysterical, start trying to hold back my laugh
> woman sees me and thinks I overheard her getting news her father died and thought it was funny
> screams that I'm a sicko
> snort because it was really funny and in awkward situations I have a bad habit of smiling that makes everything worse
> she goes apeshit

>>17468159
Yeah this is some shit i would do before I started smoking weed