How do I eat pussy? I want genuine help from genuine people,

it's not that hard

Literally like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l3XZgR686I

>>17464211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PpH2TISFUc

>>17464211
First learn how to make her orgasm with only your hands.

This advice is gold:
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=691732381

With your mouth its way more tiring, i try to combine technique with hand + licking her clit. Try writing the alphabet with your tongue on her clit.

Works wonders for me

>>17464388
Same poster

Cut your nails though, I once made a girl bleed because of my nails, and we didnt notice until the day after, lost my deposit at the hotel because the blood had ruined their sheets.

So cut your nails

Pretty much the same way you suck a dick, so should already be a pro, OP

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>>17464211
First you need a big ass pot...

Put on some good music to vibe with and go in loving that thing, worship the juices, suck on the lips and have fun exploring. Praise that woman and take her to town.

>>17464388
This plus you need to be licking her bean with your tongue as you do it.

>>17464460
didnt read the second half of your post i feel dumb

>>17464463
no worries i dont think youre dumb, i like how you think like me.

Tbh its tiring to make them come with the tongue only after a couple minutes my tongue muscles hurt

>>17464211
OP keep us updated how it went

>>17464475
I will my man, but you see; my girlfriend has a problem climaxing whenever she's around me and it's frustrating her and I just want to help.

Before me, she was a kissless virgin and so obviously had never engaged in foreplay with anyone, only masturbation. The problem is that whenever I finger her she never dries up and tightens up. She devoutly states that it's not me (I'm starting to think it really is) but she can make herself cum in minutes.

Is she putting psychological strain on herself to climax to please me? Any other ideas? I plan to spice things up since we don't really have sex that much (we think it's just overrated as hell) by doing oral sex.

I'll try and keep the thread alive.

>>17464560
Have you tried fucking her ass?

>>17464211
Just like it.

If you don't like it she isn't the 1 for you

>>17464211
Give her clit the "Kiss of Slannesh" aka flicking it with your tongue really fast

Female here. Read the pdf (just Google it) "She Comes First". Everything you need to know is in there.

>>17464388
>>17464391

This. The old alphabet trick is tried and true classic. Also, great point about trimming the nails. File those suckers too, as clipped nails can still be sharp as fuck.

>>17464407
Under rated post.

>>17464211

Step 1 enjoy it
Step 2 watch them as you eat them out and maximise anything that makes them squirm.
step 3 just keep eating them out

>>17464560

could be she wont like oral sex, just saying. I'm a girl who doesn't, I just find it uncomfortable both physically and psychologically. I used to be similar to your girlfriend, and what helped me was to drop fingering completely and go for rubbing instead. Get very close with your whole body and let her rub against your legs or even better your erect crotch. I'm also a fan of sideways missionary and the mating press, and don't generally like sexual acts or positions where his body is far away from mine. Maybe your girl is similar?

Also, try body oils, and fucking in water.

Oh damn son something I actually know -
Start slow and light. Make sweeping movements up and down, then left to right going up in a zig zag. Then apply a bit more pressure and increase the tempo, but pace yourself, you don't want your tongue giving out too soon.

Once you've established a rhythm start noting how she responds to certain movements. If you notice little trembles accompanying certain movements try to play up those movements. Don't depend on the timing to stay the same, know when to slow the fuck down so that she aches for you to continue then give that to her.

Going a mild pace, then excruciatingly slow and hard transitioning into extremely fast. I've seen girls buck their hips when I do that. Some more extreme than others, but it's a neat trick to pull out. Changing up the pace drives them crazy.

Once you throw some fingers into the mix imagine yourself playing an instrument, your fucking fingers are playing notes. Now listen to the sound she's making, because you need to give her at least a few seconds before she cums where she feels like you gave up and don't care.

Then you just go fucking crazy and go as fast and as hard as a human mouth can move on a pussy in conjunction with the fingers. Here's the important bit, when she's about to come you stop going fast. You go slow, you go hard and your fingers press her g-spot in a spiral motion.

Then once it's washing over her you slowly, quickly and quietly kiss her on the mouth so she cums while tasting herself.

I hope that helps. Good luck bro it's fun. See what kind sounds you can get her to make.

>>17465046

Can confirm the alphabet trick. The key to it is start out slow and soft and find her favorite letters. Running through the alphabet at first will give you an idea, and you can always rely on her favorite letters to finish her off. It's good to have a few that you know work, because that way you can be a little inconsistent. For instance I know my last ex's favorite letters were "O", C", and "Q", but she also really liked "W" and "I", so if I was going for gold with "O", "C", and "Q", but it wasn't going the distance, I could switch it up, break up the patters, and then go back to the big finishers. They are all tricks and patterns though, and while they are neat and kind of give you a guideline and basics, 99% of eating pussy is paying attention and being engaged and involved. I have gotten terrible head and handjobs from girls before, literally because there was no effort, and it kind of seemed like they were just doing it, and not paying attention to really what they were doing. Effort and attention are key anon and if you can do that you'll be just fine.

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>>17464211
With chopsticks?

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>>17465980

you're just shit at getting yo pussy ate.