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Wiping after the poop
So, often times I find myself with still a bit of a nugget hanging on in the limbo of my asshole, and it's usually in a borderline rush scenario where I'm conflicted between using half a roll of toilet paper to try and scrub clean, or sitting for half an hour trying to wiggle the nugget free.
How could I over all prevent this occurance?
I spread my cheeks when I sit. I adjust posture as it all goes down
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>>17460754
Take a fucking shower instead.
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Get a Japanese style bidet toilet
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>>17460754
Shave. There.
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>>17460764
If I'm at work and my time is going over the break limit what do I do?
>>17460766
I'll put the memo in to my boss.
>>17460819
I'm really leaning against not doing this one.
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>>17460764
This is good advice. Showering makes you clean it more easily and also save paper (I recommend it), but it does not solve the problem of the hanging shit you have.
>>17460766
Ignore this.
>>17460819
I do not recommend this, unless you don't care about having an itchy butt for some time. Also, the hair you have there doesn't have much influence on ease of cleaning, unless you have a forest down there.
>>17460886
Now, my advice. Eat more fiber. Why should you fucking work on the effect rather than the cause? A better diet should make your shit healthier. Look into it, it's not only good for your shits but also for your health.
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Bring a packet of baby wipes in with you. Although if you're a guy you'll have to bring the flushable kind, girls have trashcans in their stalls but I'm assuming guys don't.
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