yesterday i was at a party with co-workers and i pooped my pants

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>>17459860
WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAUSHSUSHSUAHSUDHAUDHSUAHDUSKKKKKKKKKKK good stuff anon

>>17459860
>should i casually mention something about it or let it slide?
I think letting it slide was what got you in that situation in the first place, amirite?

seriously though, the classy thing would be not to mention it. so they probably won't. if they don't bring it up, you shouldn't either. chances are nobody noticed anyway.

how dark were the slacks/jeans you were wearing? did it soak through those?

>>17459860
let it slide. dark pants from now on OP

>>17459860
Who the fuck wears white shorts? Seriously OP, it's not the 80s'...

>>17460030
>how dark were the slacks/jeans you were wearing?
when he said "white shorts" he wasn't talking about his underwear

>>17460036
oof.

>>17460035
well it likely wouldn't have been much better if he'd been wearing khakis. but I agree with you.

it's not quite the same, but a friend of mine wore white pants to the fair once and got her period in the middle of it. luckily her bf noticed, took his sweatshirt off and tied it around her waist to hide the stain.

OP if anybody brings it up, just say you must have sat in something and leave it at that. or tell them you have a severe bowel condition and don't like to talk about it. apart from that all you can do is take it in stride.

>>17460070
ok

everyone gave me a hug when i said goodbye so it couldn't have been that bad.

Were you drunk? If so you can play it off and say you shit yourself and people will think it's funny