How do I clean my butt for oral/anal? I'm seeing a lot

step 1: void your colon. Drink water, coffee, fiber. Don't eat solid foods. Drink more water and sit on the toilet and purge your sweet sweet anus of the brown snake.

step 2: it's time to clean. Use a bottle, enema, hose, funnel, whatever to surge water up your intestines. When you have a good amount, hold it, invert, then purge (shit). Repeat for a while. For maximum cleanliness, hold water and then seal it with a buttplug. Wear for 15 minutes, then shit it all out. Repeat until water runs clean.

3. You now have a beautiful clean ass ready for the dick/dildo. You better be a dude btw.

Enema's work consistently for me, though some people can just shit hard enough to be ready right then.

CVS or most pharmacies will have some cheap enema packs. Basically take a dump if you can, then insert it while in doggy-style position, insert/squirt enema in bunghole, and hold it for as long as you can (fight the urge to push it out, like wait until the last possible moment for best results).

And a general rule of thumb, don't eat any shit-inducing foods the day you're getting dicked.

Soap and Water

>>17443065
>>17443077

Is anal sex a more rare activity than I thought? Seems like a lot of work to go through for a gay couple every time they fuck.

>>17443569
I have never done any of that crap. Just shower, use soap and you're good to go. I never had any unpleasant surprises

>>17443569
If you are quite regular it can be enough to go for it ~two hours after a shit. Enemas can help but can also trigger the bowels into diarrhea.

Not all gay couples perform anal sex, let alone as the standard thing to do every time.

The most significant real life difference is that anal can be very messy. It doesn't matter what precautions you take, you need to always be prepared to see/smell shit when you put something in someone's shithole in real life. Also that most regular, non-pornstar girls cannot get their asshole fucked the way someone would rail their vagina.

>>17443856
if your bowel movements are normal there should only be poop in the rectum right before you shit.

>>17442965
My ex and I had anal 1-2 times a month. Usually the planning was me saying in the morning "I'm gonna fuck your ass tonight". We didn't do any prep like enemas or anything, just toys before my cock went up there. Usually it was pretty clean, but sometimes there was a little shit on my dick. If you're scared of poop, you shouldn't be having anal sex.