I'm drunk and don't want to go anywhere for food, or cook. Am I a dick if I order delivery from a place that's less than a mile away?
>>17442243
depends if you have a car or not
regardless you arent a 'dick' dicks are antagonistic. as long as you tip the driver at least 2 dollars, its okay.
but if you have a car yeah you should drive generally, but if you dont hurt for money does it matter? no one has to know but you.
No. Just make sure to tip that's it
>>17442245
Keep in mind he's drunk.
> real nice advice there
>>17442245
I have a car, but don't want to be drunk and drive, regardless of distance. I'm pretty toasted.
>>17442247
Yeah, tipping is totally fine.
>>17442255
>>17442253
i totally spaced on the drunk thing
OP, if oyu have the money, just do the delivery. there is literally nothing wrong iwth doing this, especially if ur drunk.
Sounds like a good idea to me, what's the problem?
>>17442302
I ended up ordering. Just didn't wanna piss off some poor driver.
>>17442305
what? the driver doesnt care, the driver WANTS you to make hte order. as long as you tip at least two bucks its worth his while, plus the already existing delivery fee mate.
>>17442305
Just give him a tip. I would've ordered too
>so beta he's worried about ordering pizza and having someone deliver
fuck man. when i delivered pizzas I loved getting ones that were close, especially if they tipped. didn't have to waste much gas, and then it was a quick drive back to the restaurant to grab another delivery