Is there any way to pour wine silently? The GLU GLU GLU GLU GLU

>>17441685

sure. just turn on the microwave or the shower or something to hide the sound. or pour it into a container that doesnt glug

>>17441685
Hold your glass just under the mouth of the bottle at a 45deg angle or more and slowly lift the bottom of the bottle so that the stream of wine doesn't stop air from going in

>>17441695
It's 23:20 pm. I am in bed. I am supposed to be asleep.

>>17441696
How do I do that while drinking straight from the bottle?

>>17441685
Drink the wine from bottle

>>17441714

or pour hte wine to a seperate container earlier in the day.

>>17441714
But it still makes the sound...?

>>17441714
fellow drunk anon on a monday says the same
it was the subject of one of the first episodes on my drunk kitchen

btw opwhy are you drunk?

>>17441719
No, not yet. Mostly because I don't dare trying to drink from the bottle.

>>17441707
>drinking straight from the bottle
Same thing: Don't put the bottle upside down. The sound comes from bubbles of air created by the wine completely occupying the mouth of the bottle
Put the bottle bottom down and lift it until a small stream of wine comes in

>>17441727
I am going to dare a mouthful.

Wish me luck.

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>>17441726
why are you getting drunk op?

>>17441745
Keep us informed
Is your name Charles btw ?

>>17441759
Because I'm an ugly gay transsexual disaster.

>>17441776
Yeah that's a good reason

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>>17441776
cmon op believe a 3/10 that you'll always get the chance to bang a 6/10 with strategy