So, it's 1:40AM and my gf just got out of bed and pissed on thr floor in the living room.
we're both 32 years old.
wtf?
Was she asleep? Probably sleep walking and dreamed she went to the toilet. It happens
Did you smell it?
>>17432260
hhahaha shes a keeper
>>17432289
no she was drunk af
>>17432299
no, retard
>>17432634
>she was drunk af
Well, there you go.
>>17432260
ah, wife and mother material
oh, /adv/
>>17432699
Who is this sperm wyrm?
>>17432260
had an old dog that would do that and had her put down
>>17432720
It's probably for the best op
>>17432260
fuck her right in the pussy
>>17432634
She is the one, op. Dont let her go
>>17432260
Have you tried making a thread on 4chan about this?
What does the pee smell like?
>>17433398
kek