Just got caught by my mum mausturbating and I'm really not

>>17430710
sounds like what happened to me, just go along with your life as if nothing happened and its the most normal thing ever. If she says something tell her to stay the fuck out of your privacy.
I don't think she'll tell anyone desu. Why would she? My parents are nosy fucks and they tell each other private stuff they dig out from me but they don't tell other people as far as I know.

Hopefully this changes things and she realizes not to be as nosy. Guys look at porn, it's natural. You shut your door for a reason.

happens to everyone at some point kid

don't bring it up unless she does

>>17430710
Your mom sounds like my mom, getting caught happens. Just don't bring it up, I find it funny looking back at it.

How do you masturbate? I pull down on my dick so to my mom it just looked like I was adjusting myself before I pulled my pants up.

>>17430734
Never happened to me because my mother wasn't a nosy bitch.

OP, clearly the only solution here is to walk in on her when she is masturbating.

>>17431043
Not walk in, remember she didn't walk in, OP needs to peep on her through the door until she notices then slink away.

>>17430710
Don't worry about it. Hopefully your mom starts respecting your privacy more

>>17431043
theres this thing,its been around for ages, in fact
its called a lock, and you can,
imagine this,
put it on a door and lock it

>be me
>tryfapping in the dark
>no porn just in imagination land
>having the fight of my life to cum
>struggling, even start think about fingering myself to stay hard
>mom barges in (even though door was fuking locked dont know if she took a penny and unlock or what)
>asks what she want she, justs says dont lock the door
>ask her again WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WANT?
>she makes up some lie. about what if something happen while I was alseep ?
>baka nosy bitcchh
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I swear to god. im fukign interrupt her when she gets another booty call when her boyfriend comes to the house.

Split a bottle of wine with her one night (make sure you've helped out with the chores so she is relaxed). Pleasuring oneself is a sensitive subject, so it's also best to do this when only you and her are in the home for the night.

Set a proper mood for the discussion with some candles, mellow music, and maybe some flowers.

Once you've finished the bottle, place your hand on her knee and tell her you have some concerns about how she gives you privacy. Slowly move your hand upwards inside her thigh as your saying this, and maintain eye contact, so she knows you're serious and not just being snarky.

Hopefully this will all relax her enough to be open minded about not barging in on your special private time.