I'm trying to get laid on tinder. Would this profile alone

This profile screams "I'm a massive D-Bag". Make your main pic a smile and get rid of bathroom pics, jesus christ

If I saw that profile I'd think
>he's probably ugly
>he thinks a lot of himself
>why does he have no chest hair?
>I bet it'd be easy to get a free meal off him

>>17425737
It'll get you laid for sure, but maybe use your face in the first picture and then your abs in the second.

not even a good body, those abs are from being famished, not from being fit and having well developed muscles
there is a big difference

My reasoning was that any girl who was matched would know what they were getting themselves in to, to be upfront about it

>>17425737
Yeah that will probably get you what you're looking for

You're 18, so you'll definitely get other 18 year old square bitches thinking you're "jacked" when you're really not. Enjoy while you can, in just 2-3 years this kind of shit will be unacceptable. And go hit the gym.

>>17425737

Yeah face is a make or break; if the face passes muster then the abs seal the deal.

>>17425737
>cutting out your face for "muh somewhat defined abs"
>only description you can give of yourself is "chill guy"

You strike me as a massive tool, but I suppose some slut might be willing to fuck you assuming you aren't just intentionally hiding your face because it's hideous.

>>17425737

What are you even showing off here? Put your shirt down you pleb.

Do girls really like chest hair?

>>17426042
We don't like no chest hair.

Contrary to what /r9k/ tells you, pictures like that will get you thrown into the trash immediately by most girls. It screams of insecurity and being just plain dumb.

Clothed pictures with face all the way. You will get far more and better matches that way.

>>17426118
Who the fuck listens to /r9k/'s advice anyway?

Unless you have a 6 pack don't post a shirtless pic.

>>17426136
Far too many. You see lots of posters on /adv/ who have been tainted by the toxicity of /r9k/.

You don't even have abdominal muscles my friend come back in around 6 months when you do some exercise crunches and dragon flags are good.

>no six pack

nah mate. You look like a delusional person who thinks they're big.

>>17425737
>>17425737
>no bathroom pics
>pic with dog or cat a must
>headshot pic
>pic of you doing a activity
>pic of a night out with a group
>no other women in the group pics

that is all you need and you'll get more matches easy.


Also your bio needs work. Don't be a bland pushover and have a joke thrown in there or two.

>>17426447
>dog or cat

kek

>>17426470
As dumb as it seems, it works