I'm trying to follow this guide. I am trying to get a real

What? You don't need classes to get a job in customer support

The first few steps seemed decent. Getting a job, not letting your brain problems define you and so on.

But then it encourages you to randomly throw gifts at women worth hundreds of dollars, then to accept abuse like being told you're worthless or straight up being cheated on? The fuck is this shit.

>>17425030
I believe it was a list that some troll made specifically to troll the /r9k/ population.

Like a good troll, he used facts and reasoning to point out why the fedora crowd were miserable shells of human beings and why their life sucked. Hence, that is why I believe the list was subtitled the "quit bitchin' about the bitches edition."

As far as love goes, I believe it works like the prisoner's dilemma. The most ideal out come, is for both parties to be subservient because that would be a relationship of true love. i.e. Both take turns cooking food and cleaning the dishes and giving gifts. However, the logical outcome would be to choose the parasitic option, so that they maximize their gain and an average stereotypical /r9k/ user would be the kind of person to leech off of his girlfriend rather than have himself be leeched off of.

They are highly susceptible to being the kind of human who is better at seeing imperfections in others rather than themselves. As a result, the only women that would want to date a fat ugly asshole without a real job would be one that might be a little on the abusive side.

TL;DR To speak to the neckbeards at /r9k/, the good natured troll who wrote this had to step down to their level, so they could understand. Accepting abuse may not be viable to normal functioning people like you. But it is the only option to choose for socially awkward cellerians who hate on women.

>customer support
Be able to talk in a pleasant, friendly, and confident tone.

>>17424993
OP here. I meant tech support. Sorry.

I want to get a phone based job like the stick figure in the comic, because I have no job right now, and all the places around me are full in their staff. I am college educated, but unfortunately, I think my degree and expertise was an art degree so my learned "skills" are useless(go ahead philosophy majors, piss on me, I deserve it).

Where do I go to apply for that kind of job if no formal education is required?

>>17425101
>normal functioning people like you.
EH HE HE

>But it is the only option to choose for socially awkward cellerians who hate on women.
Yeah except encouraging them to accept abuse will just make them hate women even more. It was on the right track when it started comparing what they thought they were doing versus how they were actually behaving and should have stuck to that message.

>>17425123
Lifeguard. But you have to know how to fucking swim. Last year of high school right now and im in water polo and swim. And i have a friend who works at some pool for $30/hour. People say you cant get a job unless you have someone that can recommend you or something. Looks like im going to be a lifeguard.

>OPs pic
that picture hit me with so much nostalgia. im smiling like an idiot right now.

whatever you do aim HIGH op, get a job but try to go to school for something useful and make sure youre getting the most out of life