How do I convince my girlfriend that I am a lot cooler than she

Magic tricks

>>17421227

Show her this thread, I'm sure itll go over well.

>>17421227
>I'm pretty cool and talented.
i really doubt that

Break the world record of sitting on ice. Boom two birds

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>>17421227
The fact that you actually made this thread makes me think otherwise

wear cool clothes and cool sunglasses maybe a cool watch and some cool shoes

play it cool and don't let her know that you have a weak sense of self and need constant validation.

Your actual coolness is equal to your self percieved coolness x how cool she thinks you are divided by 2.

Basically your less cool then you think, and she thinks you're more cool then you actually are.

jks

>>17421227
It is not cool to try to look cool. The essence of cool is casualness. Just be.

have you considered becoming cooler?

OP should look into cool counseling.

>>17422553
Filth

Have you tried vaping?

A man who must say I am the king is no true king

You have to be 18 to post on this site.

Open your 'character profile', click the 'abilities tab' and click on the + sign next to your charisma score.

'Accidentally' let her see your character sheet.

On the real OP,
keep good company that demonstrate character, you are as cool as the friends you keep.

Oh and start a not shitty band.

>>17421227
does she know you vape while you long board?

>>17421227
Thing is, people who feel a need to prove that they're cool, usually aren't at all

>>17421258
this m8's
i love magic tricks
gets me moist every time

Dump her and blame it on something she's insecure about. She'll really think you're cooler than her then.

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there's really only one answer to this anon, because i know you didn't because you wouldn't be asking this question if you did