Do any of you have odd masterbation habits I had sex with a ham

Sorry, I only have sex with ham sandwiches that have mustard in them

Used a cucumber and carrot before (wrapped in cellophane, of course).

i used to jack off into socks.

Choking my dick for a couple of seconds

i cum on my tee shirts because im too lazy to take a kleenex

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>>17411020
You two are fucking weird. Everyone knows you're supposed to use roast beef

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>not pastrami on rye

>>17411084
>roastie simulator 2016

10/10 - IGN

>Bread
I've fapped with a variety of things: meat, vegetables, condiments, but I'd never go with bread. It simply soaks up lubricating fluids, gets soggy and mushy, and totally impedes a good fap.
I'm not saying I'm perfect when I fap, I smoke weed, enjoy the occasional beer, use the tenga, even fap with my right hand once in a while.
But I do not fap with bread.

Paleo for life.