Im going to be trying anal with my bf tomorrow. A lot of girls

He'll find a way.

>>17405682
Do you have to wipe a 6"+ streak of shit off your ass after you take a dump? Probably not, right? Unless he has a giant gut himself he should be able to get his dick to your butthole.

>>17405703
Yeah, use an enema. You can get them at drug stores... .... nationwide.

>>17405698
Fucking lost

Go slow at first
Lots and lots of lube.
If no pleasure from the first 5 minutes, then you won't like anal.

Good luck!

>barely above 6
>national average is like 5.5
>smaller

>>17406720
>Women in charge of estimating size
The man's probably 4"

It's going to kill like a mofo and tell him to use lots of lube. The guy I tried it with was stingy with the lube and it killed and didn't work.

No need for lube, just suck his dick really sloppy before, and then go slow on the ease in.

I think it works best if the girl backs herself onto the guy during the initial penetration.


Really not "better" than vaginal sex, but more clean up involved. We usually only do anal when she's on the rag.

If you lay down on your side it should be easier to get it between your cheeks. Or laying belly-up with your legs up.

>>17406726
>mfw gf says I'm about 7"
>mfw I'm actually 5.7"

>>17406720
>>17406726
>>17406828
Women are shit as figuring out size. I'm at about 7" and my last gf was trying to figure out how it would fit because she thought it was huge.

>>17405682
post pics of said ass so we can assess the situation

>>17406838
>Women are shit as figuring out size
yeah man I've been banking on this my whole career

>>17405682
Come back tomorrow and tell us how it went.

>>17405682
All of this to tell us that you are fat

this thread is fucking disgusting

OP ur a bitch ur bfs dick will work just fine u fucking queen

believe it or not you don't need a 10 inch dick to have functional sex

do you weigh 300 pounds?

>>17407065
lmfao, because i have to be fat in order to have a big ass. Maybe i squat?

Oh and update on the thread, bf coming over in less than an hour, will update

>>17408234
>will update
with photos pls

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>>17408400
>wanting to see a fat bitch with shit on her ass

ITT

it funny how guys think that big lady = wide holes
not realising how more mass surrounding holes = tighter holes

ITT
>mfw when 7" but still don't feel big enough even though I know about average, and the last couple of girls I fucked told me how much they loved that it hurt.

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>>17408425
>>17407065
>being this mad because some 6-inch-dicked anon is fucking a big ass girl and youre at home jacking off to anime and SFM videos

>>17408436
>>being this mad because some 6-inch-dicked anon is fucking a big ass girl and youre at home jacking off to anime and SFM videos

>Being this max that I have a Mrs who isn't fat and doesn't ask strangers on a Malaysian hermit crab appreciation forum about getting fucked in the ass. Also I dont even like anime outside of studio ghibli films. Don't even know what sfm is tbqh

>>17408447
>being this max
So why are YOU here then, since youre obviously better than all of us and live a much more full life?

>>17408447
screenshotted lmao

>>17408452
No, I'm not better than everyone. I'm here to give /adv/ice you peanut. As I'm not a shut in neet kissless virgin it's generally quite helpful.

When someone is thirsty AF and asks for pictures of whatever the fuck is even happening in this thread, I gave him some bantz.

>>17408459
Kek I'm unsure why famalam?

OP needs to get back in here and tell us if she was satisfied with her bf pumping her "big" ass.

>>17408469
Also this is probably bait you fucking asshats. What girl with a bf is on /adv posting harambe pics?

>>17405682
Bi guy here who bottoms and has fucked girls in the ass too. Just open your cheeks for him. My advice in general tho with anal is that it's nothing like a porno. It's all about relaxation , time and lots of lube. If you want to make it easier, buy a butt plug, slowly put it up there and leave it there for 5-10 minutes.

>>17408482
That chick from ghost busters? Rip harambe

>>17405682
Lots of KY and clean the d when it done


You might feel constipated

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Lie on your back and hold your feet in your hands- but man, your'ass would have to be Nikki Minaj huge to totally block rear access.