Why can't i fap to my crush? Why the fuck do i feel guilty

Are you a Mormon? You're feeling guilty about something.

>>17405252
No, i'm kind of beta though

>>17405242
You feel guilty because God hates it when you touch yourself. Christians fried your brain and until you get to defiling, your shit is backwards-cooked on the permanent. Good luck.

It might be the same response you have when you try talking to her. Think with your penis moar.

>>17405242
do you feel like she is your pure and innocent waifu? just imagine her grimacing while she takes a huge nasty dump. if you're like most of 4chan, you should get an instant hardon. if not, lurk moar.

>>17405298
I actually am getting turned on, my balls feel so heavy and i don't want to fap to some dirty hoe

>>17405242
don't waste your glorious seed by fapping TO your crush, anon, fap ON your crush.

Because you think of her as a person, not an object. That's good. Fap to someone else. And go on a date with your crush and then have real sex with her, which will be better because you think of her as a person.

>>17405366s
You're saying you can only masturbate to.... objects?

I fap to some filthy porn first and just when I come, I think about my crush. It's great.

>>17405242
I thought I was the only one. I can't really fap to my crush. I just feel wierd doing it.

>>17405242
Because you'd be getting orgasms from someone who hasn't consented to such activties?

>>17405370
Considering there's guys who can jerk off to Ohio and floor tiles, I wouldn't be surprised.