Hey guys I had some dryhump fun with my gf in a clothing shop

Doesn't seem likely, have her see her obgyn for the late period, could be something else. Is she ever late?

>>17396560

Did you ever have real sex with her? If so how?

The fuck is wrong with you two rubbing on each other for 20min in a store and thinking that'll make a baby Jesus christ

The odds are nonzero, and are based mostly on the possibility that you weren't as clean about things as you thought you were. But they are very, very small, like lightning-strike small. Probably not worth worrying about.

>>17396572
>>17396567
it's the first time in three years her period's been delayed more than 1-2 days

>>17396570
Vanilla, condom on my side and that's about it. We stop every 10 minutes to make sure it's not broken, and we have not seen eachother in about a month and a half besides on this ocassion.

>>17396560
She's pregnant for sure, good job anon

>>17396590
yay

>>17396560

This is so unbelievably implausible that it isn't even funny. Girls don't get pregnant that easy. Trust me. It took 6 months of constant fucking every fertile window just for my wife to get pregnant once.

It is so much more likely that she started taking some new medication, or she is really stressed or she is fighting an infection and all of those things could cause her to be late.

Or ya know, it is also extremely likely she cheated on you.

>>17396588

Dude... if she is pregnant then it is because she cheated on you. Don't be fucking naive.

>>17396614
yep, she's fucking someone else

>>17396560
Let's just say that if she's pregnant from that, you want to watch for a big star in the sky and three royal visitors from the east.

Its possible yes but sometimes girls skip their period like it just doesn't come but if you didn't com you should be ok wait about two weeks then take a pregger test

>>17396614
thirding this
id even bet she was already pregnant and suggested the "dry humping" just to have an excuse to pin the kid on you

Don't listen to these ill-meaning trolls. She could have become pregnant from a toilet seat, or from jumping over a fence when she was younger.

>>17398533
lol did she suggest the dry humping, OP?

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>>17398541
>She could have become pregnant from a toilet seat

Finally, I can post this image. I knew my day would come

>>17398620
im not reading that shit ROFL