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We used to this old cam recorder. One of those typical vacation cameras with the small cassette on the side. Thing is ( i was like 12,13) i used it to record porn in it, from the TV. Almost all the cassettes have porn. Im pretty sure i recorded myself masturbating in one.
The camera was lost broken, forgotten. Now my man found it and she wants to fix it to watch the family vacations and shit. The camera is broken in such that a cassette is stuck in it.
See my dilemma ? What the fuck do i do.
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>>17389590
Fucking get it when they're not around. Throw it away. Easy. Tell 'em your mother asked noticed it missing or asked for it back and didn't want it touched. Or say you were taking it to someone and on your way there or back you forgot it on a bench and when you went back for it, it was gone. There it's easy. Now was that so hard?
Or alternatively, tell them, you recorded pornography and there are no home movies and then throw it away. You're 100% serious and not joking. There are no home movies, it's just videos of people jacking off in low, grainy quality and you do not want to talk about it. There, so easy.
What kind of relationship do you have that you cannot say these things? Do they not like porn? Tell 'em it was a long time before you ever met them then and you don't watch it now or some other lie, lol.
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bro.. i laughed... and im still laughing
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>>17389590
Smash it to bits no matter the cost, even if it means doing it in front of them.
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