A colleague of mine has nowhere to sleep and is crashing over

>>17378688
have you forgotten she is in a relationship and have that challenge too? If she was single and available, as an OP pointed out the other day, most women have a lesbian experience or two or three and in her case her first was with a woman.

>>17378693
I read that thread, that hookah scenario was hot as fuck honestly, I thought about trying it

>>17378688
>she has a bf
>i want to fuck the shit out of her normal relantionship because i'm a degenerate selfish that doesn't give a flying fuck for my friend
People like you deserve to suffer for entire life and die in a painfully, slowly death ever seen.

>>17378705
We're colleagues and lol you really must not know lesbians enough. I've been an open/flirty lesbian since high school and I even had curious married teachers throw themselves at me.

>>17378697
it might work. night on the town and pile up in bed

>>17378719
>you really must not know lesbians enough
Degeneracy? Yeah, nah. I pass.
>I even had curious married teachers throw themselves at me
You tell this like I give a flying fuck about it. Assholes and cheaters are everywhere, you're a living proof of that.
>"i want her" instead of "i want someone like her that is avail"

>>17378719

So you act like nothing is wrong that you are causing them to cheat on their spouse?

dude just wear lingerie and casually fap in the living room watching porn

>>17378776
Most women on relationships Ive been with start flirting themselves, get their pussy eaten one time and then stop

Also I'm here for ideas not this

>>17378819
>Also I'm here for ideas not this
bitch no you're not.

You can't brag about being the hottest lesbo jailbait cunt in high school, but ask for advice on how to boink a colleague in the same thread.

>>17378819

They are still cheating.. You shouldn't condone this. Seriously, don't jeapordize a friend's relationship.

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>>17378819
>Also I'm here for ideas not this

>>17378819
You're here for advice, not people wanting to sympathize with you and tell you how to go about. The best advice is to not do it you dumb lesbo slut. My personal advice would be to kill yourself.

>>17378802
>dude

Lel youre not gonna be able to get any objective advice from any straight females on this board. Try /soc/. Filled with whores. Good luck famalam.

>>17378719
Being a lesbian gives you an excuse to be an asshole?

I guess same reason being a nigger gives them an excuse to steal shit.

>>17378819
Flirt, get drunk with her and get her in the same bed as you. Kiss her.
Easy.
Now don't fool yourself you didn't took advantage of her.

>>17378909
Getting someone intoxicated with the intent of using their impaired judgement, is taking advantage you dumbass!

>>17378999
That's what I said. Also ideally they would both be drunk

>>17378688
>She has a bf
lick her real good.
don't listen to those idiots.
if her relationship was serious she would crash at her bfs place or he would've found a better solution.
go get her.
get tipsy. drink something together, dress slutty as fuck, keep talking about sexual things. get a blanket that is too small so you have to use it for the both of you during a movie.
and wine, it has to be wine. that shit hits quick.
it helps if you're hot.

>>17378688
dont shit where you eat, anon

>>17378705
why?
where is that glorious bf of hers?

>>17378999
you cannot take advantage of someone if you don't have a dick

>>17379021
This is the second night she's staying over, I wanna do it today and tomorrow so I don't wanna waste time. She herself has said in the past I'm a beautiful woman, so I'd say I have a chance yeah.

>>17379035

You're a sick and twisted person. Really. You're a fucking pig

What a whore.

Maybe you should rethink what you bring to any relationship. Then imagine that you're 20 years older. I think like most whores you depend exclusively on temporary attributes.

I also think your desire to so harm your friend borders on the criminal. To do that to someone in such a vulnerable position -- a co-worker no less! -- has got to be in the pantheon of shit things to do to another human being.

Sad!

>>17379203
It isn't my fault if straight women throw themselves at me. I checked the panties she wore yesterday after she left for work and they had been wet.

>>17378688
Damn, I'd tap that ass all night long. I'm not a chick, but I can understand you wanting a piece of that. As for getting it on with her, you can either go the pussy route and take it slow, talk it out, share your feelings, get a few drinks to loosen up, and work up your courage to ask her if she's ever thought about experimenting a bit. Maybe watch some gay romance movie or something. Or you can take the non-faggot route and just tell her straight up that you think she's fucking hot and you want to munch on her carpet all night long. At the very least, she should appreciate you being honest and straightforward. Just don't make it fucking weird and say something like "even if you say no we can still be friends", because there's no going back to being just coworkers after you ask permission to dive in.

>>17379244
dick also makes pussy wet girl

>>17379267
Yeah but we were watching Orange Is The New Black. So if she got wet from that...

Wasn't even a little spot, I could tell they had been soaked.

This is some /b/-tier shit we have here.

>>17379286

pig

>>17379286
Sit close to her.

During a lesbian scene ask her if she's ever had an experience with a girl.

It's not cheating on her bf if you are a girl. You literally have no penis so can't fuck her, therefore no wrong committed.

>>17379492

>It's not cheating on her bf if you are a girl. You literally have no penis so can't fuck her, therefore no wrong committed

That's such bullshit

Unless she already has a small interest in munching carpet the only way to get her do it is to get her drunk/drugged out of her mind. If she does, just normal flirting and lots of touching might do it.

>>17379492

With that logic, a girl who's in a relationship can make out with some random guy, because "he didn't fuck her"

>>17379505
No it isn't.

>lesbian slut wants to cuck her friend's bf

>>17379522
That's different. All girls are lesbians on some level, girls kissing their friend and maybe fooling around a bit is hardly letting Chad make out with her. It's another girl, big deal.

>>17379522
>>17379530
>>17379492
You won't have an objective answer to this, it all depends on how the partner feels. Some guys would feel cheated on if their girlfriend made out with some other girl, some wouldn't.
I for one would rage if Chad as much as touches my girlfriend on the shoulder, but would encourage her to eat pussy, mainly because that's one of my fetishes. I understand though that not all people feel the same.

Lmao I'm definitely getting it.

I decided to pretend to have fallen asleep in my panties when she got home because it seemed relatively harmless, she walked in, paused for like thirty seconds, I could almost feel her checking me out, then poked me and I acted super embarassed and apologized.

>>17379530
>he thinks cheating is based on number of penises rather than breaking relationship taboos

>>17379608
you should use a hidden camera to film the two of you having sex.

>>17379608

PIG

>>17379647
fucking please and thank you

She's in her shorts on the couch. It's killing me, her legs are so thick. Suggestions NOW please

>>17379769

Be a decent human being, please..

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>>17379769
Commit suicide, how is that suggestion? Your life is not a literotica story. Respect people's relationships and respect people's orientations little girl, nobody cares if you pussy licked other idiots in high school, you are actively pursuing someone who is uninterested and start shit by your own spontaneous actions, so get ready to be accounted as responsible for them.

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>>17379769

You selfish piece of shit. She is in a relationship already, and it doesn't matter if married degenerates throw themselves at you. You want to not only fuck with a friend, but a co-worker no less.

Don't shit where you eat.

An hero you cunt

>>17379787
>>17379788
>>17379789
O CHIT HERE WE GO SON

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>>17379769
If you are Mike the magical Dyke who flirted with teachers or whatever then why you need suggestions either way?

messing with somebody's relationship is fucked up. if she came on to you it would be a different story, but trying to manipulate somebody into having sex with you is not cool.

op is really getting shit just for being a thirsty girl lol it'd be a whole different thread if it was a guy

>>17379769
drink with her and post pics

>>17379827
>it'd be a whole different thread if it was a guy
>le men hate women and always back up other men doing bad things
go back to tumblr

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bad bait

>>17379832
i didnt say hate but ok
i didnt say it was a bad thing but ok

follow me tho, i dont even post sjw shit, just art
http://poppedoutveins.tumblr.com/

You're willing to ruin her relationship just to get a chance at her? OP, you're disgusting. I hope this blows up in your face.

>>17378688
>op can't keep it in her pants
First time I've ever written that on 4chan but then I guess there's a first time for everything