I want to hace sex and eat food at the same time. I don't

>>17377669
Food vapor.

>>17377672
Isn't that just smell?

femanon here so this might not be completely translatable, but I like to fuck in what I call piggy style, which is facing downwards getting penetrated from behind with my face in a cake

perhaps you could do that too

If you don't have a woman to do this, find a prostitute. Tell her about that fantasy first, don't try to push that shit on the last minute or she'll taze your ass or worse.
If she's down, the best position would probably be doggystyle, with you plate of food resting on her back. The food of choice could vary, but I would pick like cheeses and crackers, 'cause you wouldn't mess your bed up if it fall, and trust me, IT WILL FALL. Don't pick anything saucy and you should be good.

>>17377684
Bretty sure you can taste the flavours, as well.