>be a quiet guy >2 closest friends are a dude and a ch

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Here is where it becomes confusing for me

>Recently her flirting has ramped up tenfold, so much so that I'm taken aback
>cuddling with me, being all lovey-dovey, joking to co-workers how she "likes me but I pretend to not know what's going on"
>Co-workers asking if I'm hitting it
>NO
>Her: "Hey anon! Lemme show you something on my phone!"
>Me acting annoyed: "What? What do you want? No I don't want to see pictures of your dumb fucking cat go away"
>she shows me some of her "private" instagram pics (underwear stuff, nothing nude)
>INSTANT BONER
>them tits
>that tight bod
>oh god I want to fuck her so bad
>I didn't ask for this
>Gotta do something, this is getting out of hand
>The next few days I start ignoring her, deliberately acting boring, uninterested
>I think it's starting to get through to her, shes less flirty and she's still doing the discreet couple thing with my best friend
>Regret sets in, I'm realizing how attractive, smart, funny, and chill she is, and how she was right under my nose this entire time
>But if I'm taking this whole thing the wrong way, that she was actually just being flirty and nothing more, I can't help but feel a little heartbroken, and worst of all, jealous of my best friend

what do I do?

>what do I do?

Get a real life with real problems

>>17374326
>what do I do?
go fuck linda from accounting

>>17374326
She's fucking using you so hard haha. Wow it's amazing how some men are so easy to manipulate. Show them some skin and get whatever you want lol she's bored with her old boy toy/atm and you're her next victim until someone hotter comes along.

>>17374377
This

Don't fuck her man, it will eat you up. If you were the type of guy to fuck your best friends bitch you'd done it already

>>17374377
Yup!

>>17374377

The part of me that holds a righteous anger against women agrees with you. The fact that she's even doing this, when she -knows- he's my best friend, is pretty fucked up. I mean, putting a broship at risk when you have an army of thirsty instagram followers willing to give you all the cock you want

But another part of me thinks that maybe, maybe she likes me so much that she's doing this -despite- knowing he's my best friend. Everyone just wants to be loved, don't they?

haha I just read how ridiculous that sounded. Disregard everything, I'm just gonna start sucking cocks

Let's see that insta OP

>>17374345
10/10

>>17374320
>>17374326
none of this is real btw

>>17374345

hey faggot, I do have a real life with real problems. It's just instead of using my time and energy for introspection on how to fix these problems like an adult, I'd rather humblebrag about some instagram chick wanting my penis to a bunch of autists on a burmese mythology chat room

Dont fuck her dude. Be a good friend. Bitch is manipulating you. Stay away from evil pussy, homie

>>17374346
This advice

>>17374511
I said it because I know girls who do that and brag about it. It's sad. They have no shame or guilt. Especially if your position at work is higher than hers. This one girl straight up asked a manager to fuck and then would call him fat and ugly when he wasn't around. So go find yourself a girl with some class and an education and you'll be thankful later. I would stop the flirting to, that guy is your friend and if anything you should tell him. Go any further than that and who knows what if he beats the shit out of you at work, you get fired and lose your job, lose your bestfriend, and she goes on merrily to the next victim. Either that or harassment lawsuit. Think before you act. Love and sex can turn people into psychos

>>17374787
A little background info

>we all have the same job and make the same money
>we're all post graduates
>we all have way too much to lose to chimp out at work

I know it seems on the surface like the chick is the typical manipulative histrionic model type, but she's actually pretty down to earth and rational. We wouldn't have been friends otherwise. Also part of her thing is because she's French

>>17375606
>I know it seems on the surface like the chick is the typical manipulative histrionic model type, but she's actually pretty down to earth and rational.
Why you bother ask advice when all those posts above you cleary agree that she just use people, but instead read those people you still pointing her "good" aspects?
What you want to hear from us? "Go and fuck her"?
You are already on her hands.

She's done with her bitch boy #1 and wants to do the same with you.

She really isn't that great. She sounds like all of her identity needs to come from guys fucking her, and the sole reason you captured her interest is that she couldn't stand that you weren't naturally doting on her.

Stay away from her, she's not worth it.

>>17374511
>falls for absolutely vile woman
>projects his shit taste to conclude that all women are shit

No.

Also no, if she liked you that much she would've cut shit out with your friend a long time ago.