I'm drunk at work and I'm having the greatest time

>>17372053
Once you pop the fun don't stop.

Hopefully, they're cool with it as long as you're doing your job well.

>>17372053
>A) not get caught
impossible, i know your type. every time you dont get caught you test your boundaries harder until you are finally caught.

>B) stop fucking doing this?
why contain it?

>>17372053

stop being depressed as shit and drinking

alcohol only makes things worse

>>17372053

>How do I not get caught?

By not doing it ever again.

>How do I stop fucking doing this?

Either by getting help for your drinking problem, or by getting caught drunk at work and probably terminated. I recommend the first one.

>>17372056
I do ape labour, but there's a chance of having to operate heavy machinery.

>>17372197
>heavy machinery
>Drunk

Next up: How one man managed to melt three of his coworkers in a horrible accident.

At least now I know there's a job opening.

>A) not get caught

They already know, they just don't know how to react yet / hope you stop doing it.
You drunks are all the same, and it so freaking obviously when you drink.

aww man thats the best, u work so much easily and motivated, just keep gum for your breath and dont talk much

definitely dont do it everyday

>>17372413
This is the first time I've done this.

Update: tired and hungry. 0/10 not doing this again.