>Tfw you see a big ass Scorpion crawling under your sink

Use a hammer and the greatest wits available.

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>>17371422
pic related.

>>17371500
The Fuck Is That?

scorpions aren't really dangerous, just set some traps

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>>17371559
Its an Arizona Bark Scorpion, the most venomous scorpion in NA

it wont kill a healthy person, but still hurts like hell and gives you flu like symptoms for days.

>>17371502
Looks like a nuclear missile to me.

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>>17371500
>During US nuclear testing,scorpions were found near ground zero with no recorded adverse effects.
>found near ground zero with no recorded adverse effects.

Not even nukes can stop them.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>17371422
can of lysol and a lighter
have a fire extinguisher standing by

>>17371585
that's what you get for deciding to live in a desert

>>17371502
Minuteman 3 intercontinental ballistic missile. Gets your nuclear warheads from underground storage, in to space, and round to the other side of the planet in about 20 minuites. Also suitable for removing spiders, scorpions, and BLM protestors from hard to reach places.

>>17371686
>Also suitable for removing spiders, scorpions

see:

>>17371659

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>>17371422
You can try trapping it
http://www.doityourself.com/stry/how-to-catch-a-scorpion-in-your-house#b

Or killing it
http://m.wikihow.com/Kill-a-Scorpion