A few years ago a friend of mine who worked at a sex shop got me a horse shaped dildo as a gag gift. I threw it in the back of my closet with all of my other toys and completely forgot about it when I got a boyfriend. It has never been used.
Today my boyfriend was helping me clean out my place when he discovered my box of toys in the closet and the dildo. We both laughed and I told him the story and I thought it was funny but then he suddenly said he had to go. I've been sitting here freaking out for the past two hours staring at my phone, should I call or text him something and try to explain?
> tl;dr got a equine shaped dildo as a joke gift and forgot about it until boyfriend found it, wat do?
So is it shaped like a horse, or is it shaped like a horse's dick? Because I know which it probably is, but my mental image is still very confused.
Did he take the dildo with him?
Have you named the dildo
Get a boyfriend who has a sense of humour
>>17364048
Horses dick. I think it's around 14-15 inches so it's pretty much impossible to do anything with it anyway. It's supposed to be one of those shock value items I think.
It sounds like you already did explain things to him. His reason for leaving may have been something totally unrelated and you're being paranoid. Just give it time and if you're still worried, like, a week from now, talk to him about it.
>>17364069
>I think it's around 14-15 inches so it's pretty much impossible to do anything with it anyway.
Jesus women are size queens today.