How do I know if I'm a catch? Wouldn't a girl be happy

>>17359959
Nope
Girls can get 8 inch cock anytime they want
Heck they can buy a vibrating gyrating pulsating rubber one and leave it under her pillow, easily accessible at all times
What else do you have to offer?

>>17359966
Loyalty

>>17359988
Lots of guys can offer loyalty. Anything more rare?

And before you say "my virginity", that's not an attractive trait.

>>17360006
Get em"!!!

>>17359959
She certainly would. Especially if it didn't have you attached to it.

>>17359988
So can a dog

>>17359959
not about the size of the boat, motion of the ocean.

>>17359959

Must be bait. You can't be that stupid?

Depends on what's attached to that cock. But other than that, yeah, it's neat to have a nice cock available whenever you want. Pretty convenient