So alright I'm pretty fucked up on pills rn but try and

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So alright I'm pretty fucked up on pills rn but try and follow this, yeah?

I'm gonna open by admitting something I haven't to most people. I'm into girls, and guys. Hell I'd fuck a tranny if I had the chance. I've almost kissed as many guys as I have girls (4 girls 3 guys)

I'm still a virgin though. No penetration at any point.

Anyway, why I'm here, okay? Why I'm here is I don't know what to do with myself. I'm probably gonna be on disability soon seeing as I've been in psychosis for a few weeks and it's bad. I do shit like key a car full of people without realizing it until someone gets out to yell at me.

Like this shit happens all the time.

Anyhow. I want someone to cuddle with. That's really all I want. That's the extent of my wants. Could be a guy or girl. Doesn't matter to me. Could even be a "Real Girl" and if she cuddles good, believe me, I don't care what they got going on between their legs.

I don't know if I should try online dating or whatever. Never done that before. Not really sure how to handle it even. I don't even know how to flirt really.

I'm going to quit the drugs pretty soon. I'm all fucked up when it comes to that shit. Did a pretty decent job ruining my life.

Anyway. So, should I come out and tell my family about my degenerate sexual taste? I've told a couple people, but most people don't know that about me.

What should a dating profile look like? Like what's the first step? I'm pretty fucking crazy so I don't want to fuck it up and scare everybody off. Very possible, knowing me. It's entirely why I'm still a virgin.

I would like to not be a virgin any more though. Don't care how we get there.

Help, /adv/, please.