So /adv/, I'm fairly sure one of my gf's roommate is a sicko. I'll spare you the past funny-weird stories and skip to today:
Basically, I couldn't find the keys to my place. Spent 20 minutes obsessively searching where I thought they should be but nothing. Hours later my gf comes home and starts searching on her own, the roommate asks what's wrong and says she saw them in the same table where I thought I had left them. My gf goes look and magically they're there, conveniently hidden from sight.
No need to explain that I'm sure the keys weren't there when I looked. What I need advice on is what to do from here. If I say anything she'll feign innocence and I'll just look like the paranoid mean guy. How do I catch her in the lie? Or alternatively how do I get revenge?
Funny shit. Pull that stick out of your butt.
>>17346307
So clever.
>>17346302
Let's just get this straight. The worst you can accuse this girl of is hiding your keys as a practical joke, and you are not really sure she did that. And on that basis you want revenge.
Is that the gist of your story?
What's the other stuff? Don't spare us the whacko stories; as the type of character a person is can play into these sorts of things and proper advice.
This is funny as fuck tho.
>>17346302
OP your gf is in on the fuckery and they are laughing about you