My girlfriend says my cum tastes and smells weird. How do I make

lots of fruits, cut the salt and meat

>>17341493
Lots and lots more fruit, like pineapple every day.

Also smoking and drinking makes it taste worse.

>>17341493
Oh also, have you had previous sexual partners and been tested recently?

Cum is supposed to taste and smell weird. It's not a fucking Turkey dinner.

Cum is like a turkey dinner its supposed to be a feast for the senses.

>>17341511
It tastes really sweet and good if the guy is very healthy and eats a ton of fruits

>>17341493
Oranges. Eat more oranges.

>>17341493
Stop eating beef, dairy, and eggs, stop drinking alcohol.

>>17341493
who's cum is she comparing yours too? perhaps theirs is weird and yours is normal

>>17341511
No the fuck it's not
Not if you want someone to swallow or blow you

Dude... Its semen. No matter what you do, it can't really change taste

>>17341493
I hear drinking pinnacle helps

>>17341665
Pineapple.

>>17341626
Yeah it fucking is, it's jizz. Girls tolerate the taste for their boyfriend but by no means is it a tasty treat. Jizz is gross, plain and simple.

>>17341685
My guy's tastes delicious honestly. I guess I got really lucky.

>>17341493
>How do I make it not taste and smell weird?
Become a carpenter.

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>>17341723
yeah you did ;)

>>17341642
HOW WRONG YOU ARE

Semen can change texture, fluidity, thickness, color and even taste based on diet, health, temperature and many other factors.

You don't because it's semen.

>>17341493

My husband and I went vegan (for health, not the animals) as an experiment and now his semen tastes amazing. I couldn't exactly tell you why, but meat and dairy tends to make it taste bitter or "off."

>>17342152
>for health, not the animals
because FUCK the animals right?

>>17342176
Yeah. Animals are gay.

>>17342176
Having empathy for an animal is retarded

>>17341723
My fiancee tells me mine tastes sweet, but I don't know if she is just stroking my ego or not.