Parents are using psychic abilities to stalk me. Help. I'm

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Parents are using psychic abilities to stalk me. Help.

I'm a person that prefers to be alone especially during the morning. Every time I'm just sitting in my room my parents don't do anything they just sit there not making a peep. Every time I leave my room or come home or something they're in my shit and stalking and harassing me.

Today I went downstairs to go to the bathroom and grab a cup of water and I was enjoying the isolation I never have. As soon as I go in the bathroom I hear my dad come down the stairs and he's in my shit. Just to get out of my house for a bit I went to a lake and just drank a beer by a tree on the river bank. I had the urge to shit so I got in my car and went home and said "finally I can put my beer in the fridge and take a shit" nope. As soon as I get home my moms in the kitchen and I can't bring my beer in (I'm over 21 she just looks for reasons to bitch and beer is probably a good one) and she's sitting outside the bathroom so I have to shit with them hearing everything. It's like every time I go to shit they start walking around the bathroom and just standing near it. I literally never get to shit without an audiance and its ruining my stomach and bowels because it makes it so hard to shit I always end up quitting half way through.

They're literally always there. What do I do? There's no solution I can think of they literally know when I'm going to be home down to the second and are there to piss me off. They always follow me downstairs and around the house. How is it even possible they time everything like this?