People tell me I have a serial killer eyes, how do I change this?

You don't. Smile and compliment them for being observant. Seriously, the fact that people comment on it means it's less boring than having average eyes.

>>17309378
i like your eyes.

>>17309378
I love your eyes. They're really deep and mysterious and I could probably get lost in them for hours if you'd let me. bye!

>>17309378
Those are what we called D.I.N eyes otherwise known as Dehydrated In Nutrients. You will need to get a lot of Vitamin E which is found in celery and carrots. What this vitamin does is that it enhances the rods in your eyes. it gives you an eye booster to say. I would also suggest sprinkling salt into your e

>>17309378
i'm in love with your eyes, op

>>17309378
Just tell them that you're going for a Dexter thing.
Michael C Hall is hot af

>>17309378
>shift head lightly
>speak with a deep voice:
>"you are quite observant but don't try to flatter me"

>>17309378
You look like a zombie