how do i rail the single mom milf receptionist at my work she's

>>17285111

These are the dumbest questions

>How do I get a girl?

What the fuck do you want us to tell you? There is no magic answer. Just fucking talk to her you idiot.

Pro tip: It's never going to happen virgin.

Tell her you'll marry her and take care of her offspring.

Go Elliot Rodgers allover her ass.

You'd want an X59 railgun, for starters. They go for $495,000.

Insert penis in the vagina.

Just be careful of the trap, wear a condom you bring yourself and don't get emotionally attached.

>>17285157
t. virgin