Alright shit happened and I haven't been this confused in a while. I was texting the girl I like, exchanging bad jokes and puns. After a while of this, she asked me if I'd kill myself with her. Being a nihilist and not giving a shit about anything (Nihilist in love, how contradictory), I said yeah, but don't you go to hell for that? (she's christian...god I'm inconcistent) She said: oh yeah... would you commit murder with me- wait, can't do that either. Lastly, she asked if I'd destroy the earth with her. I said yes to all of these, mostly because death isn't a big deal to me (Golly, I sure am edgy). Anyway, I'm not very concerned, I just want to know what this means, also she told me that if I do go on a killing spree to spare her because apparently we're bff's (much cringing ensues in this house). In short, do those questions mean anything?
Thanks, memes are more than welcome.
>>17277306
she's feeling oppressed by her religion and stifled by her parents. She's probably on tumblr writing edgy ass shit and posting bdsm. You have to be the badass badboy boyfriend that gives her the dick and then breaks her heart so she can have the excitement she craves.
even better if you have a motorcycle.
Great! Now where's my meme?
>>17277317
send her this and tell her you made it