I'm 32 with no friends and never had a girlfriend. Is it

your a dead man...KEK

jk..il give you a pro tip:
> buy some seeds
> bury them blow your dick
> grow some balls
> ?????
> enyoj GF and friends

>>17272019

Things like can seem like they get harder over time, but they're the furthest thing from impossible.

Believe it or not, self help books actually do help.

Even though it's not necessarily a self help book, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance has helped me a lot with shit. Puts things in a simple and optimistic perspective. You can start anywhere, that's what makes it so hard to start for some people because they're too concerned about where to start.

>>17272113

aren't girls going to see the virgin thing as a huge red flag and take off?

>>17272019
I did, I got laid the first time when I was 31. To make it short, start drinking and start going out. I'm getting married soon to a 29yo. I'm 40 now. Don't give up.

>>17272418
you don't lead with that. If I were you go to a brothel and get your dick wet and take it off the table.

File: 1463178105909.jpg (48KB, 435x571px)

48KB, 435x571px

>>17272019
You're now a wizard, above all other pathetic humans.