I am a job interview tomorrow for a software development position,

>>17236131

>I am a job interview tomorrow

Have, not am. Jesus, I'm a retard.

Assuming you did some research on the company who wants to interview you and that you'll bring papers and a pen for notes.

>Show up 5-10 min early
>Give a firm handshake
>Make frequent eye contact
>Speak clearly
>Be friendly
>Ask a couple questions

Follow up with the interview and give them a thank you note.

Take 1/3 of a xan bar 1 hour pryor to the interview.

>>17236131
>>>/g/
I am pretty sure that I have see people there talking before about software job interview and how the bring software problems during the process.

There are guides all over the net, pretty sure this is not the best place to ask, we are all NEETs

Don't wipp out your dick to try to show dominance over male interview.

I thought everyone in the software industry was autistic so they basically would just look at your portfolio and ask you about your experience with software. It's not a customer facing position, so I'm assuming as long as you know how to do your job they probably don't give a fuck what kind of retarded things you say.

>>17236692
Hmmmmmm, perhaps this is why I can't find a job...

If someone asks a question you don't know don't say "I don't know" says "That's a good question" it gives you a little more time to think and inflates their egos