What do I talk to girls about? I need some easy, go to subjects

mainly pooping. Ask them if they pooped that day and if so how was it.

Also ask them if you can watch them pooping. Just admit its one of your fetishes and let them know you really enjoy it.

Talk about that time you saved a sea turtle from drowning.

>>17224397
Try to find similar interests. "On-the-surface" subjects could be music, movies or events you enjoy.

Take it from there?

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>>17224408

Should I bring up toilets soon after or would that be too soon?

>What do I talk to girls about?

the majority, themselves. That's how shallow they are.

>>17224570
just talk about pooping you don't want to come off as a slut.

>>17224573
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Talk to them like they are a guy. If this dude sucks, stay away from this guy.

>>17224613

I might have a small phobia. I'm trying to get over it. I had a female friend after I graduated and she would always hit me up and smoke me out but I'd be too shy to even talk talk to her. She was hot and she wanted to smash and I fucked it up being a shy nerd. That was a while back and I'm better now I've gone on a couple dates but I'm still nervous around them and I hate it.

I'm tall and good looking but I can be shy and quiet if I don't know a girl. And at work I'm always afraid they'll say mean petty shit to me and I won't know what to say back.

>>17224397
This fucking feel, man
I wish girls would carry the goddamn conversation like they used to
I actually like listening, i don't want to talk a lot

>>17224573
but then there's the anxious ones that don't want to talk about themselves
and there's a lot of those