>be a failure at life >finally give up trying to socialize

>>17221983
>whole room smells like piss now
You're right on track at being a successful NEET

>>17221983
You could always give up your life

>>17221983
On your way! Try pooping in it next.

>>17221983
>grab a Gatorade bottle nearby
>can't get dick into hole

I don't believe you

>>17221995
>>17222065
>>17222069
Uhh... Thanks...?

>>17222073
Why don't you believe me? The thing isn't even 2 inches across.

>>17221983
I totally pissed in a contanier today because I did not want to wake my parents and have them shutdown the internet because I was playing TF2
Got some piss on the floor too
ehhhhh


I wish I was kidding.

The number of guys pissing in a bottle at my dorm is just unbelievable. They're not NEET, just too lazy to go to the shared toilets.

I pissed in an empty bag of lays one time while I was in my boyfriend's place. I was too shy to get out of his room bec I didn't want his family to see me and ye it went all over the carpet lmao

>>17222392
>Using a Lays bag for that purpose
Jesus Christ, you did terrible.

>>17222396
I can't really piss in a bottle, can I? I used a mug first but realized in the middle of pissing that it's not enough so I transferred to the lays bag. Kek

>>17222392
>I was too shy to get out of his room bec I didn't want his family to see me and ye it went all over the carpet lmao

Pissing inside a fucking Lays Bag


Yep you belong on 4chan.