>Punch a snake to death at work >I think I'm going

>>17220118
Shut up aspie

>>17220118
Well why the fuck are you working at the zoo then? Whats next? Shooting gorillas?

>>17220135
>This actually sounds more fun than my job right now

Guys how do I get a job shooting gorillas

>>17220124
no u

>>17220142
Find the IP addresses of 90% of the people on this board and put them out of their misery.

>>17220163
I don't want to get arrested.

>inb4 you get called edgy for making a joke

Seriously though /adv/ why am I going to get in trouble for this? Explain these stupid social ques to me. Teach me you ways

>>17220195
Why'd you beat the one eyed snake at work?

>>17220118
If you have to masturbate at work, at least do it in private.

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>>17220163

>I hate trying to be a normie
That doesn't mean you have to be a degenerate you goddam autist

If you can't play by the rules of society, then you don't get to participate. Grow up. The world does not revolve around you and your penis.

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>>17220118
>kills animals
>b-but Senpai I'm just not a normie desu XD
Killing animals (in highly inhumane ways) doesn't make you "just not a normie". People find that creepy and offensive. Jesus dude it's not like it was a fucking anaconda about to eat you.

>>17220142
Holy shot OP is the biggest faggot I've seen all week

>>17220530
People whining at tripfags annoy more than the tripfags themselves.

>>17220118
>I hate trying to be a normie
Not being a normie is not an excuse to punch snakes.