So I had sex with my girlfriend last week. I used a condom and

You're probably banging a teenager and they're never regular.

>>17218069
I mean, there's always a chance that a lucky dribble of precum shot the moon and somehow finangled its way through a hole in the condom

but you're probably fine

>>17218069
No, if you used a condom AND YOU DIDNT CUM
either she isn't regular, she fucked someone else, or you're having the Christ child.
But even when I was on the pill I would be three days into the placebo and start stressing.

>>17218069
There is a small posibility, but is so small that if you get a baby you should kill yourself because of your bad luck

>>17218069

By you? Almost certainly not.