Am I an asshole if I think birthday parties for babies are pointless

No, you're right. But early on they're more to help the parents than anything. So they don't have to spend as much on toys/clothes. It's for their benefit but you can do without really

>>17161514
Depends on who the party is for. Up until a certain age you should throw them a party or you're an asshole. Afterward, no one cares.

>>17161525
This is the opposite of true what

aren't birthday parties for any age kind of a weird custom ?

>>17161539
No

I'd say it is similar to using the cash to wipe your ass.

>>17161514

you are only an asshole if you express that to people you know when they ask if you will come to their birthday.

if you dont want to go just say 'what day / time? ill have to check to know for sure'. then three days later say 'yeah turns out i got XX that night, sorry'.

>>17161514

>drinking booze with your friends to celebrate your birth is for babies

okay

>but anime girl pictures are not!

>>17161579
>being this illiterate

>>17161589

literacy is for babies too apparently.