What are good (or at least okay) jobs for people who neither

>>17153950
You listed a lot of shit qualities. Instead of trying to find something that accommodates your shit qualities (spoiler: you won't find anything), you need to work on correcting those bad aspects of yourself.

If you didn't suck at maths, I would suggest going on a training course to become a croupier; people will occasionally talk to you, and you need to interact when necessary but most of the time they will focus on gambling/socialising with others.

Every single job out there requires some form of social interaction, so you need to suck it up and try your best. Over time, your social skills will improve, and you'll end up wondering why you ever worried.

>>17153950
You might do well as a mail room worker, warehouse manager, security guard or a public servant in a position of authority! Hmmm...

>>17153950

Go to the military and be cannon fodder.

>many negative traits
>no desire to change

Yeah they'll find a nice place for you on the front lines.

>>17153950
Security guard working in the night-schedule.

+ You only need to do rounds once in a while
+ Lots of free time
+ No people
+ Ideal for a night owl
- You may get killed

How old are you?

>>17153950

>i have some negative qualities
>therefore i simply CANT do things

you can, you simply choose not to. no one in the world cares that you are such a shit person. no one is going to accomodate you. fix yourself.

>>17154146
I'm 19 and have just acquired my Abitur (which means that I'm now allowed to go to university, about 40% of the students here accomplish this).

I've already thought about becoming a security guard working at night. Sounds nearly perfect to me besides the getting killed part. Plus, I'm relatively anxious.
Have you (or anyone else here) made experiences with this job?

Graveyard shift security guard.

My friend just got a job as a bridge operator, she sits in a tiny air conditioned shed all shift and speaks to no one, just watches for boats and presses buttons to lift the bridge. Shit like that, especially since most people hate graveyard shifts, might be good.

>>17154221
Youe not gonna get killed unless you are an outright dick desu.

>>17154221
Im sitting at the guard shack right now at a mail place. Its basic entry control. Wand people off leaving tell people the same stock shit about how to go through the metal detector. Peoples stupidity will astound you and your social anxiety will leave quickly when you realize these monkeys have got nothing on you

I'm the same as you op.

Some people are meant to be with people. And others, like me, are just different

>>17154577
>>17154585
Is there any education/training required for the job or can you just start?

>>17154585
>Peoples stupidity will astound you and your social anxiety
It's not really that I'm socially anxious, rather awkward. I'm just not capable of speaking with people I don't know in a way which pleases them as it is required for most jobs.

>>17155068
It depends on where you are. In the us every state has a form of licensing. I took a week long class and submitted records checks to prove i wasnt a thug.

>>17155137
I work with a guy whos pretty awkward. Most of what you so is repeat stock answers. Remember your job isnt there to make anyone happy.
>please do that in the toilet sir
>no you cant come in unless you have a meeting gtfo faggit youre not coming in