So I'm a lazy motherfucker when it comes to hygiene. The

YOU think you can get away with it. Everyone else begs to differ...
Start with showering once a day and brush teeth twice a day. Wear clean/fresh socks and underwear daily.

>>17124997
If you want to become something. You have to surround yourself with things that you want to be. Be around well dressed, hygienic people. Put soap and multiple toothbrushes in the bathroom you use most to poop and pee. The best way to become hygienic is to be around an individual that is hygienic. They rub of on you with habits and techniques.

>>17125027
That's actually what inspired this thread. My best friend has been living in my apartment this week and his hygiene is impeccable.

Made me jealous (and actually try to keep up with him).

>>17125031
Stay with him, obviously if he sparked this thread, it's working. It takes time, but hang out with him. I fully support hygiene as it has multiple benefits. Stick with him consistently. Don't even mention that he is well hygienic because it will make him more aware of his habits and question them. Just be around him and don't mention it.

>>17124997
If you lived 24/7 on a pig farm, you'd eventually stop noticing the pig smell.

Are you really that sure you don't have body odor or halitosis? Or is it just that you don't notice it anymore?

>>17125100
I've actually asked people if I smell, or if I look/seem gross, and they have always without fail said no. Maybe they're being polite, maybe they're being truthful.

I had a conversation with my girlfriend a few weeks ago and the conversation was like

>Hey, do I have bad breath?
>No, why?
>I don't brush my teeth all that often
>No, I haven't noticed
>What about B.O.?
>No?
>I don't shower that often either
>seriously?
>No
>That's gross

But she said herself that it wasn't like I smelled or whatever. Honestly, I just want to be a better, more well-rounded and attractive person. Hygiene seems to be step one.